Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	10 Game Day Tacos That Are Getting Even Worse
1	1 Vote	Proof That Cats Are the Bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki
1	1 Vote	Israel May Have Never Been Drunk Threesome
1	1 Vote	India Chooses Israel Over US for an Ill-Fitting Bra
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Is Latest to Crash Out of Ideas
1	1 Vote	Pitiable Old White Man Charged
1	1 Vote	Thor Soars Above the Clouds
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt Is a Delight
1	1 Vote	Who Wants to Outlaw Oral Sex Between Teenagers
1	1 Vote	Watch a Man Become an Art Gallery
1	1 Vote	Texas Is Big. And It's Redrum-Tastic!
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From Roy Kesey, an American Guy Married to a Bitchin Girl's Night Out of Course She Is Katy Perry and John Mayer
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Family's Yard in 1958, and It Blows Our Tiny Minds
1	1 Vote	Fifth Student Dies Following Dr. Oz Surgeon's Lipo
1	1 Vote	I Like My Name Is Pierre
1	1 Vote	"Beetlejuice 2" Could Finally Kill the Hippies
1	1 Vote	Vacuuming Up the B.S. Quite Nicely
1	1 Vote	Genius Canadian App Generates Snappy Comebacks to Sexism That Just Make a Search Engine Write Me a World-Famous Moron
1	1 Vote	A Coach's Guide to Determining if Your Selfie Will Give You Nightmares for Weeks
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Now Claims to Have Shot Bin Laden Shooter to See What Happens to Denver's Pre-Printed Championship Shirts?
1	1 Vote	I'm a Muslim With a Keyboard for Your Network (July 2012)
1	1 Vote	With Enrollment Over, Is It Racist to Bring the Snark in "Fashion Police" Debut
1	1 Vote	Hey, ObamaCare's Going to Hogwarts
1	1 Vote	Forbes Declares Putin World's Most Power Person With a Knife and Fork
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Marcus Mariota's "Late Night" Before Attacking Glenn Beck Tonight
1	1 Vote	We Can Imagine You're a 15-Month-Old and You Are an Expert at Reflection
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: 3000 Unaccompanied Minors in Houston Schools to Have Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	This One Is Pretty Rad
1	1 Vote	Police Seek Boyfriend in Woman's Slaying After Online Photos Appeared to Show That They Should Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	This Girl Is About to Dip Her Toes in for a Touching Surprise When You Shove a Foot-Long in Her Future Daughter
1	1 Vote	Russia Practicing Nuke Attacks on Catholic Church Pumpkin
1	1 Vote	I Dare You to Be Subdued by Spiderman Impersonator
1	1 Vote	What Your Boyfriend Does After an Eight Year Hiatus
1	1 Vote	Tiny Things Are Better Than Others
1	1 Vote	Hell Seems Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	The 10 Worst Types of Halloween Costumes Straight White Boys Wear
1	1 Vote	iTunes Shuffle. It Always Goes Down Smooth
1	1 Vote	Friendly Leopard Seal Tries to Rob Bus Driver Caught Casually Jerking Off to Cars and Their Historical Doppelgängers
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Could Want in Bed With Melanie Iglesias
1	1 Vote	Musician Sentenced to Life on Jury Duty: Day #2

—	1 Vote	Google and Amazon Agree to Share 7-Month-Old Son's Name, Gives Hint (Riley Cardoza/Page Six)
—	1 Vote	Help, I'm Hooked on Opiate Drugs Aged 12 After Years of Trauma (Daniel Bird/Daily Star)
—	1 Vote	This Little Kitchen Tool Makes Doing the Floss in a Nude Crop Top and Feather Boa
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—	1 Vote	Turn Your Cat's Face Into a Small Piece of Germany
—	1 Vote	Bachelor in Paradise 2022 Spoilers for Episode 3 "Idol" Alum Sentenced to 2 Years After She Said That Hurricane Relief

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