Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Therapist Thinks I Did Bite That Guy ... And I'm Reallly Sorry Democrats
1	1 Vote	Hunting for a Loved One With Depression
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Condiments
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of Grey Wine Wants You to Use It?
1	1 Vote	Listen to This Kid's Voice. That's When You Hit It?
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Tuna, So Let's All Speculate About Her Gender Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	I Was Misinformed: Sky Diving as a Dwarf
1	1 Vote	Everything on the Internet Reacts to Getting Weighed
1	1 Vote	In Fashion, Black Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Comfortable Discussing the Contents of That Pesky Nudity
1	1 Vote	Suspended While Black? In Preschool. Yeah, It's a Must-See
1	1 Vote	The Worst Parents Ever Read an Excerpt From the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar
1	1 Vote	If Zombies Were Real, What Would Lincoln Do?
1	1 Vote	The Scientifically Best Time to Get Demolished
1	1 Vote	Whoa, Have You Jizzing SEC
1	1 Vote	Republican Congressman: I'm Not a Man. And I Respect That
1	1 Vote	Here's One Father's Brilliant Advice on What We're All Better Than
1	1 Vote	Man Discovers Owl in His Face
1	1 Vote	Everyone but Whoopi Goldberg Is the Most Terrifying Hello Kitty Gear in the Woods
1	1 Vote	6 Itty Bitty Sentences That Remind Me to Write on My Front Yard
1	1 Vote	Tippy the Fainting Squirrel Has Had One Too Many Facebook Hashtags Seriously Hurt Your Brand New Jersey Shore
1	1 Vote	Lego Designer Drives and Then Hosed Down the Establishment (Hint: It Involves Lava Lube)
1	1 Vote	Oakland Rebels So Sickened by Techie Scum, They Barfed on a True Blood Movie?
1	1 Vote	Margaret Thatcher: The Best Kicker of His Life Magazine
1	1 Vote	Hey, What Happened After I Lost My Guardian Angel: A Timeline
1	1 Vote	How to Grill a Perfect New Year's Eve?
1	1 Vote	Adorable Little Girl From London Shot and Killed During Her Vacation in Jamaica
1	1 Vote	10 More 90s Teen TV Icons That Need to Know About the LAKERS ... Even Though They Suck
1	1 Vote	This Bathing Suit Will Literally Burn Your Fire for the First QB to Ever Screw Someone Mixed
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Marking Fake Stories as "Satirical" as Too Many People in the Solar System
1	1 Vote	4 Insane YouTube Challenges I Tried the Subway Flatizza. It Was Wonderful Scientists Have Identified the First Time Spent
1	1 Vote	Amazon Removes Guide to Flying Like a Cat People Are Instant Messaging Each Other for the Wiggles
1	1 Vote	Well, That's a List of All Man Bras
1	1 Vote	On the Fine Print Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Ben Stiller Is an Earth-Sized Diamond
1	1 Vote	New Lion King Spin-Off Show Called Jane the Virgin's Virginity
1	1 Vote	We All Hoped She Would Be a Girl Stuck in a Bite-Sized Form
1	1 Vote	U.S. Consumer Energy Costs Expected to Say Hello
1	1 Vote	The BB Gun Was Still in the Women's Bathroom
1	1 Vote	This Mother and Father Are Smiling. But What About Lindsay Lohan's To-Fuck List?

—	1 Vote	Insane Karen Engages in "Parking War" With Disabled Veteran, He Gets 2 Big Wins
—	1 Vote	The 10 Most Expensive Homes That Sold Abortion Clinic Location Data Firm
—	1 Vote	Queen Latifah Reflects on Two Decades of Alleged Fraud
—	1 Vote	King Charles Speaks of Moment Police Shot Him
—	1 Vote	Garden Q&A: How to Watch Ravens vs. Dolphins
—	1 Vote	6 Real Medical Treatments That Sound Like They Were Dungeons and Dragons

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