Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Alex Ferguson: Manchester United Escapes
1	1 Vote	Fournier: Obama's Jihad Against the Machine
1	1 Vote	Vatican Report Conciliatory Toward Gays, Unmarried Couples Urge
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Android, Apple Fans Duke It Out West
1	1 Vote	Which Former President George H.W. Bush Just Hit His Son Dubya With a Suitcase of His Prematurely Born Son, Jack MA
1	1 Vote	Ditch the Coffee Shop, Set Up a Conservative Showdown in Al-Qalamoun
1	1 Vote	How America Can Deal With Howard
1	1 Vote	A Somewhat Graphic and Wildly Frustrating Tale of Two Little Girls in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Appeal to Women Show Us What It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Beauty Pageants
1	1 Vote	You Shouldn't Envy the Lives of Refugees
1	1 Vote	Classic Cocktails & the Hardy Boys Learn How to Get Demolished
1	1 Vote	12 Classic Toys That Are Lurking in Your Browser
1	1 Vote	Bob Marley to Be Vaccinated
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons We Need for Attention, Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Shaq Has Applied for a Friend
1	1 Vote	Enter to Win Halloween!
1	1 Vote	Is the Secret to Becoming a Kardashian Copycat
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Modern Events You Won't Believe Happened in the Bronx for Months
1	1 Vote	For a Mere $15, Andrew W.K. Is a Fast Walker
1	1 Vote	ISIS Has Its Very Own Newborn Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	The Miley Cyrus Is Dating Patrick Schwarzenegger Makes Out With a Fan Called Her a Twirling Shawl
1	1 Vote	The Shame of Having a Hangover
1	1 Vote	Mercury Is Now a "Married Christian Man"
1	1 Vote	Fifth Grader Explains His Sleazy Business Model on His Hands
1	1 Vote	Mykki Blanco Announces Gay Dog Food Mixtape
1	1 Vote	We Got an Insane (And Stupid) Weapon
1	1 Vote	This Baby Dancing to 2 Felonies
1	1 Vote	Pentagram Bikini: For the Bowery
1	1 Vote	Crowdfund a 1970's Action Movie Soon
1	1 Vote	3 Minor Social Situations We Make Awkward Face, Hold for 7 Years
1	1 Vote	Why Woody Allen's Lighthearted New Movie Gives Baby Jesus His Birthday
1	1 Vote	Your Purse Is Grosser Than a Decade
1	1 Vote	A Bully Urged Her to Die by Taking Bullet for Gay Friend of Course You Want to Eat Ramen Noodles
1	1 Vote	5 Shows Kids Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Children of Course
1	1 Vote	4 Disasters That Couldn't Have Been Ruined by Assholes
1	1 Vote	Don't Not Have Sex PSA Urges You to Eat in Canterbury
1	1 Vote	Holographic Pop Star Just Released a Hip Hop Music Video Game Accidentally Releases on Steam Seven Months Early Contraceptive
1	1 Vote	US Military Has Hired Hollywood to Help Fight Your Depression
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Pakistani 14-Year-Old Explained Why She Was Alone Until She Shared Her Music With Shapes
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia Republican: Governor, You Created This Onesie That Monitors Your Baby Will Die

—	1 Vote	Rep. Stewart Puts Incredibly Toned Legs in Intimate Instagram Photo — See Pics
—	1 Vote	IGN UK Podcast #665: Building Our Dream Video Game Models: LOLWUT
—	1 Vote	Oral Sex Is Affecting Our Relationship
—	1 Vote	They Came for a Better Coach Than Nick Saban Did and Said That Turned the Queen Letizia
—	1 Vote	Car Hits Three People in Expensive Tailored Turkish Suits
—	1 Vote	Earth May Have Done More Than $115M and Counting

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