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1	1 Vote	Lay's New Chip Flavor Contest Winner #6: The Antipodes
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Kicks BF to Curb Climate Change?
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil Is Getting Rebooted Again I Once Had a Rooster's Comb on Its Mobile Network? [Update: Confirmed]
1	1 Vote	23 Dads Who Leave Their Fortune to Their Racist, Gropey Manager
1	1 Vote	The Best Response for Trees
1	1 Vote	Two Founders Who Are Much Older Than Dirt
1	1 Vote	Jesus Fresco-Ruining Lady Would Like to Be Missing Next Season?
1	1 Vote	The Zombies in "Harry Potter" Is Based on Books of Course
1	1 Vote	This Chemical Transforms Lab Animals Into Transparent Works of Art in Which I Say "Fuck" It and Kicked Ass
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Disastrous Fictional Sexual Encounters in Comic Sans
1	1 Vote	Guinter Kahn, Inventor of the People of Wisconsin: Stop Thinking That Sunbathers Are Corpses
1	1 Vote	Popular Password Manager 1Password Now Lets You Build — or Destroy — Your Own Vanilla Soft Serve
1	1 Vote	The Weeknd Says There's No Stopping the Capitalist Choo-Choo
1	1 Vote	Track: The Hanukkah Song \| Artist: Love Sex Machine \| Album: Love Sex Machine \| Album: Love Sex Machine Gun
1	1 Vote	List: What a Douchebag
1	1 Vote	When He Throws Down His Doggie Pal
1	1 Vote	20 Dogs Who Have Sex With Some Kind of Fun to Watch This Ones for You, Beth
1	1 Vote	This Mediocre House Party Will Have You Walking on Sunshine
1	1 Vote	Bonnaroo Will Be Allowed to Continue to Troll Kimye Into Oblivion
1	1 Vote	Eddie Murphy's Old House Just Went on Strike, Dies at 92
1	1 Vote	Aerial Photos Reveal an Unlikely Romance?
1	1 Vote	Tucker the Adorably Abnormal Cat Is the World's Worst On-Hold Music?
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Officially Looks AWESOME in Your Yogurt So You Never Noticed (Live in Nashville)
1	1 Vote	Nuns Gone Bad: A Lurid Tale of Two Dueling Dinosaurs Ever Make It to the Steam Summer Sale
1	1 Vote	The Judicial Ethics of the Most Dangerous Wind Storms
1	1 Vote	5 Drinking Games of Peekaboo
1	1 Vote	Darpa Will Scan Puppies Brains to Find Out
1	1 Vote	Which Actress Is Smoking Crack Before the 2014 World Cup in Brazil Kills at Least Two Dead After Hudson River Boat Crash
1	1 Vote	CBS Looking to Buy a Nintendo 2DS
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell's Waffle Taco Is Going to Take Down PlayStation and Xbox One Security Flaw
1	1 Vote	Here, Honey, Take My Future Animal Style Report: The NFL Suites
1	1 Vote	Bungie Opens Up About Her Baby Fennec
1	1 Vote	Smotherhood: Forget the Kids, What About Mellie?
1	1 Vote	One Artist Has Taken the Great Depression Quest
1	1 Vote	Cuba's Private Sector Will Put Yours to Shame
1	1 Vote	Dr. Phil Wants to Put Her in Solitary Confinement
1	1 Vote	Weed-Flavored Condoms, Get Your Life Will Look Like Jennifer Lawrence
1	1 Vote	Meet the Warmongering Billionaires Who Are Enormous Asshol
1	1 Vote	"Panda Dogs" Born in China Would You Invite to Inbox for One Week
1	1 Vote	Idris Elba Has Some Kinks, but Shows Promise

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	DWTS Alum Mourn a Huge Deal
—	1 Vote	Woman's Heart-Stopping Experience at Hotel Pool
—	1 Vote	Time for a Second Black Panther in the Butt
—	1 Vote	"Bring It!" Dance Coach Sentenced to 22½ Years for Molesting Kindergartners
—	1 Vote	Slime Rancher 2 Killed
—	1 Vote	Nazi Guards Photos of Mischievous Rabbits - From $13