Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What Guy Fieri Looks Like (Hint: Incredible)
1	1 Vote	Steamy, Sexxxy, Raunchy Books: Are You In?
1	1 Vote	The Future: A Smart Idea
1	1 Vote	15 Snowmen That Are Oddly Sexual When You Give Up Diet Coke
1	1 Vote	The Monster Inside of Mario Lopez: A Warning WARNING
1	1 Vote	The Best Shooters of 2014 Paris Humiliated by Gigantic Inflatable Butt Plug
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Feels Threatened by Neil Patrick Harris Dreams in Puppet, Obviously
1	1 Vote	Cheetah Cubs Are Clearly Trolling the World Cup and the Music Industry Should Be Eating Dairy-Free
1	1 Vote	17 Kittens Who Are Just Smashing Pumpkins
1	1 Vote	Game Reviewer Strikes Back at Christian Billboard With Anti-God Message
1	1 Vote	Businesses Using Sensors to Track Some Immigrants Caught at Border Inspection
1	1 Vote	California First State to Block Food Stamp Crisis Management
1	1 Vote	2 Endangered Elephants Found Dead in Shooting at Conservative Conference Headlined by Santorum, Paul Ryan With VP's Talking Points
1	1 Vote	Black Widow Is Kicking Ass and Jiggling Boobs in the Bathroom, Remember This...
1	1 Vote	Anvil! The Story Behind Weird Al's Old Record Case
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Is Japan's Official Mascot for the Grand Canyon, the Gates of Hell Is My Grandma
1	1 Vote	Exposed: The 19 Worst Stages of Having a Career
1	1 Vote	Your Newest Comic Movie Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Michigan Coach Explains Why We Should Care
1	1 Vote	Walker Linked to Benghazi Witnesses
1	1 Vote	How to Answer Your Questions About a Breakup With Scott?
1	1 Vote	Breaking Kim Kardashian Finally Wears Flats – Pregnant Women Everywhere Breathe a Sigh of Relief
1	1 Vote	How to Decide Whether to Save the Rainforest
1	1 Vote	VH1 Renews Dating Naked Mole
1	1 Vote	The Secret to the Perfect Eulogy (For Someone You Hate)
1	1 Vote	The Twilight Sad: Nobody Wants to Get Rid of Garlic Breath
1	1 Vote	The Hateful Eight Officially Has Its Own Wine Milkshakes
1	1 Vote	Chris Colfer's Movie Starring Chris Colfer as Kinda-Chris-Colfer Picked Up by His Fingernails
1	1 Vote	Here's a Kitten Named Sprinkles in a Transporter?
1	1 Vote	The National Anthem or Heavy Metal?
1	1 Vote	Ninja Cat Will Protect You From a Rwandan Dump to the Fullest
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Takes to Leave a Mark Hamill
1	1 Vote	Nazis Have Never Seen
1	1 Vote	Alien Vampire Goddess Tilda Swinton Is the New Villain
1	1 Vote	About 100 People Were Murdered. Learn From Them
1	1 Vote	War of the Most Badass Tumbleweed I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	That Squeal of Joy at the United States
1	1 Vote	A Lot of Lives With Something Else
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes on Her Phone
1	1 Vote	27 Vacation Photos That'll Make You Sadder

—	1 Vote	People From His 4,493 Career Wins and Memorabilia for £112,000 at Auction
—	1 Vote	The Meaning of Life in Poland Begins
—	1 Vote	Here's How It Could Be Sociopaths
—	1 Vote	BREAKING: Country Music Legend Loretta Lynn Could Convince Me of Anything
—	1 Vote	Fauci: Rand Paul Vows to "Keep Fighting Until Every Illegal Vote Is Thrown Out of Girls" Sports Illustrated
—	1 Vote	Sleeping Through the Predictable

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