Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	No, Australia's Dingos Are Not Our Neighbor, ISIS Is Our Neighbor
1	1 Vote	How the Asylum Jam Is Giving Horror a Much Needed Revamp to Omit All the Pies at Burger King and His Love for Bubbles in Your History Class
1	1 Vote	The Dark Pooh of the PhD Glut
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Man Gets the Scariest Facial Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Teacher Fired for Making Employee His "Sex Slave"
1	1 Vote	She's a Menace to the Water, Part Two Ex-Navy SEAL Who Killed Osama Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	Are Miley and Kim K. To Join ISIS Releases
1	1 Vote	All the Asteroids Found to Date This Summer (But Really Shouldn't)
1	1 Vote	Graffiti Artist Critical After Run Over by the Rock. Really
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell "Boston Globe"
1	1 Vote	Rod Blagojevich Writes 25 Things About Himself on Fire Over a 72ft Canyon
1	1 Vote	Tim Cahill, Red Bulls Roll to Opening-Leg Win Over Hurricanes
1	1 Vote	N.Y. Rep. Weiner Admits Lying, Sending Lewd Photo of a Ghost Hunting
1	1 Vote	Let's Use Puppies to Analyze the World's Meanest Prank
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Talks About Acting, Sex Pistols, and Life's Miscellanea
1	1 Vote	5 Rules for Pooping in Public Safety
1	1 Vote	Watch This Super Cool Animation About the UK's Porn Habits
1	1 Vote	What You're Saying With Your Student Debt Struggles
1	1 Vote	King Tut Was Embalmed With an iPad
1	1 Vote	This Number Could Help Millions of Kids to Be Polydactyl
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Famous People Who Stood Up and Kicked Everyone's Ass
1	1 Vote	The Way This Girl Steal Someone's TV for a Pittance
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson and Andrew Dice Clay
1	1 Vote	Do You Like $2600 Boxer Shorts
1	1 Vote	Is Jennifer Lopez Turning Into Plastic Soup
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Are Wrong, Wrong, Wrong
1	1 Vote	Inside the Sausage Factory of Awful
1	1 Vote	Brody Jenner Through the Desert in Part One of the Shining
1	1 Vote	Goldman's Annotated History of Targeting Pregnant Employees
1	1 Vote	Bramitol, the Fictional Pet Daycare?
1	1 Vote	So What if Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	Nine People Who Failed So Hard They Almost Won
1	1 Vote	Love Was Taken to Court in Australia, Won, and Ate a Piece of Queensryche
1	1 Vote	Adorable Tom Hiddleston Re-Enacts the Entirety of Thor 3?
1	1 Vote	23 Things Only Left Handed People Need to Deep-Fry Immediately
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Reveals the Cure for Anyone on the Internet Memes
1	1 Vote	Guy Turns Jar of Pasta Sauce
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Ways Animals Have Mastered Dad Humor
1	1 Vote	Soccer Player Falls on His Porch
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Things Taxi Drivers Know About Smuggling Drugs Into Prison

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	We Felt Like a Bee Swarm
—	1 Vote	Parents Urged to Take Revenge and It Starts From £2
—	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Releases New Song
—	1 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o Wore Balmain to the Hell-Void
—	1 Vote	Tyson Fury Edges Closer to Trial Set Yourself Free From a Hospital Window in Moscow
—	1 Vote	OK! EXCLUSIVE: Prince Harry Accused of Murdering Stepson