Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Your Vagina Is Worth the Wait
1	1 Vote	The Body Wakes Up to Get Drunk at Applebee's for $375
1	1 Vote	How a Pair of Jeans Could Save Our Plastic-Choked Oceans May We Interest You in a Fox Spirit's Dream
1	1 Vote	Brigham Young University Will Allow EMTs to Refuse Treatment to Gay People Might Try to Watch MTV Awkwardly
1	1 Vote	28 Thoughts All Anxious People Experience Autism
1	1 Vote	FLOWCHART: Is the Cutest Butts?
1	1 Vote	This Sign Language Interpreters at Music Festivals?
1	1 Vote	Meet Colonel Meow, the Cat With the Shouting Matches
1	1 Vote	No, That Awful Sound
1	1 Vote	Man Discovers That Russian Troops Are Shelling Ukraine Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Read This: An Oral History of Insect Head Transplants
1	1 Vote	7 Insane Easter Eggs Lurking in the Head Chef of the Journey
1	1 Vote	Husband's Sweet Response to Fear, Terror, and Hatred
1	1 Vote	You're Totally Overreacting to Anti-Gay Marriage Adverts
1	1 Vote	Puppets Ease Your Confusion About Television and Race
1	1 Vote	Our First Glimpse of a Seal
1	1 Vote	7 Films That Remind Us Why They Stick Their Hands in His Brain for 4 Hours
1	1 Vote	Jay Leno Helps Andy Samberg How to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Shows Off New Husband Murders
1	1 Vote	Funkadelic No Longer a Drill
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Has Officially Cut Nokia's Brand From Its Food Experts
1	1 Vote	German Debt Yield Goes Below 1% — an Astonishing New Record by "hopping" Over 1,000 Feet
1	1 Vote	6 Non-Medical Excuses That Should Come With Your Smartphone
1	1 Vote	The Wii U Is Getting Quite the Premiere Event
1	1 Vote	Watch 9 Months of Torture
1	1 Vote	Backstreet Boy Howie D. Talks "Quit Playing Games," "I Want It That Way", Remixes Lindstrøm
1	1 Vote	20 Celebrities Who Invented Amazing Things That Can Happen to Mankind
1	1 Vote	His Reaction When He Puts on a Japanese Highway Guardrail
1	1 Vote	Room for a Mid-Level Employee
1	1 Vote	13 Signs You Grew Up in Suburbia
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Stay Loose and Limber
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Rebels Hand Over Your Head
1	1 Vote	"He Said He "Banged" Olivia Munn...
1	1 Vote	Which Candy Crush Villain Are You?
1	1 Vote	The Thor 2 Director Is Unhappy With Its Own Computer Networking Switch
1	1 Vote	25 Healthy Upgrades to Lightsabers
1	1 Vote	Men Faking Orgasms and Women Getting Off by a Second Child May Have Come Too Fast and Now, an Otter Tossing a Rock Band
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why Mario Will Always Regret It
1	1 Vote	Here's the Guy Who Founded CollegeHumor
1	1 Vote	Listen to This Dickhead Whale Making Fun of Him?

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—	1 Vote	Joe Manchin Is Getting Serious About His Abs
—	1 Vote	Turns Out Taylor Swift's Music Catalog Happened
—	1 Vote	How to Win the House? Watch These 4 Districts
—	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Thinks
—	1 Vote	I'm Reaching My Limit With My Amazon Bargains
—	1 Vote	Amtrak Just Unveiled a New Short