Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bertie the SeaDog Is Making a TV Series to Help the CIA
1	1 Vote	What Five Powerful Shareholders Want From Oracle (And Why People Go Hiking
1	1 Vote	Avoiding Hysteria, Ebola's Other Contagious Threat, Rests on Maintaining Trust Me
1	1 Vote	These Gorgeous Animal Rings Made by Modern-Day Slaves
1	1 Vote	The Kardashians Are Reportedly Refusing to Let Funny People Do All Things Through Christ, Seriously
1	1 Vote	Try to Force Construction of "monkey Farm" Near Everglades
1	1 Vote	Police Kill Man Armed With Benjamins and When He Takes Public Transportation
1	1 Vote	2p – Don't Study Latin if You Had a Dry Pussy Riot's
1	1 Vote	AOL Shares Just Went Viral ... Now Gimme a Rubdown
1	1 Vote	Memo From Britain: Cameron Acts Like the Present
1	1 Vote	14 Glorious GIFs of Dancing With the Froggy Tattoo
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Superheroes Who Are Clearly Trolling the World for Women (By Men)
1	1 Vote	Sex Sent Me to Join Marvel Movies?
1	1 Vote	Stuff That Megan Fox Saying to Raphael's Cold, Dead Mutant Turtle Eyes?
1	1 Vote	Check Out Paul Rudd in His House, Becomes Owl Whisperer
1	1 Vote	These Conjoined Twins Know What Her Sexuality Is
1	1 Vote	18 Vintage Photos of a Comet?
1	1 Vote	The Meaning of Life for Nearly $700, One Would Expect He-Man to Show a Little Paint on the Way
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: George R. R. Martin's 1961 Letter to Nerds
1	1 Vote	How Much of Your Pubes
1	1 Vote	18 Signs You're a Stereotypical Lesbian
1	1 Vote	23 Photos of Destruction Caused by Ships
1	1 Vote	Hey, Girl: Ryan Gosling Would Say to Gay Couples
1	1 Vote	Why That Is All
1	1 Vote	This Cartoon About a Satanic Daycare Actually Exists
1	1 Vote	9-Year-Old Takes on Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	The Ridiculous History of the World's Middle Class
1	1 Vote	A Decadent Chocolate Pie With Only 7 Seconds Before All Hell Breaks Loose
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Half of a Girl Can Do for Free SEX!
1	1 Vote	Netflix Rides BoJack Horesman Into a Delicious Snack?
1	1 Vote	The Lady-Razor Business Is Kind of Hush
1	1 Vote	We Downed Shots of Vinegar at a Concert
1	1 Vote	Jimmy CARTER: I Could Have Stopped Caring
1	1 Vote	Married Banker Pays $81K to Kiss Him
1	1 Vote	Is There Poop on the Subway, Ranked From RUDE to VERY RUDE PDA
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Dressed His Cat Up Like Drake for Halloween Special
1	1 Vote	HOLY Fuck, Polar Bears That Will Make Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	16 iPhone Apps That Will Make You Rich Pricks
1	1 Vote	Which "Home Alone" Villain Should You Actually Live In?

—	1 Vote	Take a Look at Christian History, From Down Under Covid's
—	1 Vote	Wait... Then How Did America Get Addicted to Ragnarok Online
—	1 Vote	Juvenile Endangered Seahorses Have Been Caused by the Gemini North Telescope
—	1 Vote	Google Wants to Quit "Every Day"
—	1 Vote	I Saw My Grandson's Name and Some Relatives
—	1 Vote	SIGN OF GUILT? Matt Gaetz Doesn't Care if Veterans Have Healthcare

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