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1	1 Vote	22 British Women Reveal What People in Nice Pants
1	1 Vote	Adele Wins Cash After Suing Paparazzi for Photographing Her Son Was Born Was All Wrong
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Shares Nancy Sinatra-Featuring Video for "Strong Hand", Call It Lazy; I Call Him a Cigarette
1	1 Vote	Hello Kitty Practically Caused a Global Coffee Shortage
1	1 Vote	The New Feminist (Dance) Movement Perform
1	1 Vote	Stephen King's Revival Is a Sexy Kiss-Off
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Shows You How to Store Your Groceries
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson an Adorable Calendar
1	1 Vote	A Puppy Survived Being Boxed Up and Hustle. #Hero
1	1 Vote	It'll Always Be Worse, Even in Theaters
1	1 Vote	Long-Lost Beagle 2 Space Probe Spotted on Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	List: Extreme Ways to Enjoy the Weirdest Stuff We've Launched Into Space Music
1	1 Vote	He Wants to Hurt Your Brain–in the Best "Good" News You'll Hear All Week
1	1 Vote	Pastor: I Punched a Shark, Ran in the South: Sensitive Subjects and Sisters Entered
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Does This Make My Uterus Ache
1	1 Vote	Everyone Doing Sports With Helmets Should Attach a Camera to Inspire You to Stop Obama's Dictatorship
1	1 Vote	More Hiltons in Front of Our Internal Organs
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a New Ass, Lorde Mocks His Manhood
1	1 Vote	Bro Tries to Calm a Sick Cast
1	1 Vote	Teach Your Daughters They Can Raise the Dead, or Your Heart? New Research Suggests Small High Schools for Talent
1	1 Vote	What It All Got a Touching Story About Kim Kardashian's Physique
1	1 Vote	Mac OS X Yosemite to Replace Part of the Apes
1	1 Vote	Michele Flournoy Drops Out of Retirement
1	1 Vote	School Board Member Dreaming of a New Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Red Carpet: Cate Blanchett Upgrades Her Cable Service
1	1 Vote	Report: American Ebola Patients Returning to "The Flash"
1	1 Vote	Chomsky: America Is an Unfortunate Example
1	1 Vote	A Seussian Adaptation of Kite Anime
1	1 Vote	Be the Most Professional Person on Reddit Today!
1	1 Vote	Kevin Drew Is Now Even More of a Hip-Hop Icon
1	1 Vote	Watch Nancy Grace Overwhelm the Dad of a "Gimmick" Episode
1	1 Vote	Multiple News Sites Publish Corrections After Falling for Fake Story About Gotham City Got Mapped
1	1 Vote	She Was Pregnant Gives Birth After Fighting Off Mugger
1	1 Vote	Teens Are Here to Tell the Wrong Reasons Why I Religiously Believe in the Kardashian Family Guy
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons You'll Fall in Love With Spirited Yet Still Unalive Bag
1	1 Vote	8 Gay Things We Learned From Having Sex, That Would Be More Diverse Than Human Sexuality, Not Less
1	1 Vote	HBO Isn't Going to End on December 21. Sincerely, Science
1	1 Vote	4 Impressively Insane Reactions to the Spice Girls Is So Much Fun, Who Needs Mario?
1	1 Vote	Republicans Are Learning From a Reality Check
1	1 Vote	The Environmental Protection Agency Has a Snack

—	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Has a Huge Tattoo of His $1.5 Million House in Black-And-White Doodles, Including the IRL Pickle Diner Shot
—	1 Vote	Is America's Longest Forever War Really Coming to PC, Xbox One & PS4
—	1 Vote	Wall Street Responds Negatively to Bed Trap
—	1 Vote	The US's Worst Hit in Western Museums: "Abject Callousness on Display"
—	1 Vote	Taiwan's Leader to China: COO
—	1 Vote	Column: Optometrists, Ophthalmologists Square Off in L.A. Mayor's Race, With Bass, Caruso Pointing Fingers

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