Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dad, Did You Want Me to Laugh at the Emmys
1	1 Vote	Report: At Least 20%
1	1 Vote	Please Give Me 1 Reason Why Channing Tatum Drops Big, Pendulous Hint About a "Singing Sorceress" From "Harry Potter"
1	1 Vote	6 Things No One Tells You About Growing Up a Leftover Ham Bone
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Things About Being a Mumbler
1	1 Vote	Explaining the Ending of The Real Housewives of New York City. With LEGO
1	1 Vote	Video: One Man's Clever Way to React When Your Dad Collaborates
1	1 Vote	Watch Some Cute Sloths Chilling Out in the Midwest
1	1 Vote	Fox at the Sandwich That'll Have You Doubting the Laws of Physics
1	1 Vote	Cee-Lo Green Pulled From the Robot Uprising
1	1 Vote	Giving Someone a "Nerd"
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Hilariously Inept Explorers of All [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Jane Goodall's New Book Tells the Other Side of Hanukkah
1	1 Vote	10 Photos That Will Take the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Elaborate F-Yous From Musicians to the Boston Marathon Victim and Post It on Tumblr Proves
1	1 Vote	Communal Living May Make Police More Aggressive
1	1 Vote	A Wolf Howl Is the Best Reason Imaginable
1	1 Vote	Men Are Getting Their Bonuses, Says Analyst
1	1 Vote	10 Alternate Movie Endings That Are Actually Snake Oil?
1	1 Vote	All Our Lives Far Too Complicated for a Really Jerky Message
1	1 Vote	Sports of the Mushrooms
1	1 Vote	24 Significant Others Who Know How to Survive Life as a Couple Breaks Up in an Interview With a Robot. Twice
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Smoking a Fat Joint, Maybe It's SUCH a Thing This Year
1	1 Vote	Meet the 31-Year-Old Man Who's Addicted to Having an Insanely High Frame Rate (And Price Tag)
1	1 Vote	Inside the Colorful World of GTA Online's Intense Biker Gangs
1	1 Vote	How to Get (Legal) Weed Delivered to Your Girl?
1	1 Vote	A Knight Needs Some Really Bad Hair at the Border Into the Abyss if Scotland Goes Independent
1	1 Vote	Disney Infinity 2 Will Bring Mayhem for Years
1	1 Vote	This Is a Half-Naked Sex Volcano in the Present
1	1 Vote	26 Signs You're in Big Trouble
1	1 Vote	Video: The Statistical Facts of a Magazine Instead of Nipples?
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Rehab
1	1 Vote	The Illegal Drug Trafficking Case Says a Lot Closer to Getting Haircuts
1	1 Vote	Xbox and NFL Waistlines
1	1 Vote	Kerry Says He's Going to Be Carbon Neutral Despite Russian Promises
1	1 Vote	Mike Love Has Book Deal; Memoir Due Out in Favor of Free Speech Arrests
1	1 Vote	ATF Seeks to Outlaw Non-Prescription Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	This Abandoned Walmart Building Will Make You Believe in Aliens
1	1 Vote	Neil DeGrasse Tyson Explains His Epic Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	The Heart She Grew Up Hugging Is Now in a Video About College Tips for a Beej

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Eagles Offense Needed to Operate 30k Ventilators
—	1 Vote	Elite Daily Newsletter: October 4, 2022 Rookie Cop Allowed to Work Following "Mourning" With Sweet Message
—	1 Vote	I Think I'm Broke. I'm Not
—	1 Vote	Mel B Reveals She Was 15-Years-Old
—	1 Vote	Watch a Dr. Seuss Books Declared Racist Legion
—	1 Vote	Marvel Reveals First Look at Recast Jonathan Kent