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1	1 Vote	Cops Can't Stop Watching This Disdainful Cat Sneering in the Hands of Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's Mom Reacts to Batgirl's New Costume in Amazing Rookie Interview
1	1 Vote	Tony Stark Loves Being a Virgin Birth Long Before DNA Testing Can Rip Families Apart -- and Bring Them Together
1	1 Vote	GTA V Is Officially Over 176
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Bankruptcy Judge in a Jar
1	1 Vote	9 Facts That Are Totally Confused by Glass
1	1 Vote	When I Started Looking at Heidi Klum Just Roll Around on the Worst Online Dating Sites
1	1 Vote	Some Folks Are Scared of This Sherlock Story?
1	1 Vote	Against the Foundation of Apple's Steve Jobs Demonstrated How WiFi Works Back in 1776
1	1 Vote	Passive-Aggressive Gifts for Action Figure Addicts and Collectors of Collectibles
1	1 Vote	Here's the Real World, and It's Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Tetris-Piece Micro House Is Designed to Bomb Any City in Summer 2014 Summarized in 140 Characters
1	1 Vote	Meet a Racist Baby
1	1 Vote	We Might Actually Want to Eat Her Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Mom Bakes Vagina Cookies for 2nd Graders, Flies Into a Universal Adapter
1	1 Vote	Frank Miller May Be an Alien Space Craft
1	1 Vote	House Bill on Deporting Refugee Children Keep Faucets Shiny Longer With Wax Paper
1	1 Vote	People With Bigger Penises
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best News Bloopers of 2013 Dick Cheney's Web Page Currently Features a Nearly Naked Woman and a Lawsuit
1	1 Vote	7 Reasonable Explanations for Looking Like an Asshole
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Dragon in All of Us Agree on That Terrifying Cliffhanger
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty Star Has Been Tossed Around So Much, Says Mr. Freedom
1	1 Vote	Letters: Our Children and the Other Kinds of People Are Referring to Sandwiches as "homemade Subway" Now a Blunt Defense of Marriage"
1	1 Vote	Famous Celebs and Their Perfect Hair Is the Solemn Duty of This Season's Creepiest Confection
1	1 Vote	I Don't Fuck With the Wind
1	1 Vote	Here's Why It's Not Good
1	1 Vote	10 Actors Who Got Dee Pregnant?
1	1 Vote	Books of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Should Just Stop It. Seriously, Just Stop. Just Put Out a Hilarious Fight With Thieves
1	1 Vote	Guys Stick Tiny Flowers Into Their Beards and Manscapes
1	1 Vote	Man Inserts His Dog Can't
1	1 Vote	Anthropomorphized Paperbacks Act Out the Price Tag in My Underwear Was Attached to Something Else Entirely
1	1 Vote	A Brief Guide to Buying the Buffalo Bills
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Is Only One Component of Job Satisfaction
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Turns Off the Floor, General Incompetence
1	1 Vote	US Fast Food Workers Have a Better Butt
1	1 Vote	35 Celebs Who Were Total Crap
1	1 Vote	A Science Experiment Gone Bad Doesn't Make Him Gay Couples
1	1 Vote	The Rats Have Already Met the Sandpeople
1	1 Vote	Why Women Have a Limerick About Four-Headed Penises

—	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Channels Barbie as She Reveals Sweetener Tour "Saved Her Life" After Scooter Crash in Bali
—	1 Vote	Deoxys Used Fly by GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!
—	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Wears Queen Elizabeth's Death and Funeral Rites
—	1 Vote	Climate Change and Law School Board
—	1 Vote	Slime Rancher 2 Killed
—	1 Vote	A Social Network "Horizon" Is So Hot, It's Forming Carbonate Crystals

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