Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rory McIlroy Does Not Want to Live in One MINUTE
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner and Her SI Swimsuit Models Might as Well Dance. DANCE!!
1	1 Vote	Charles Manson -- He Can Easily Be Drugged
1	1 Vote	Bro Uses Rare Ferrari F50 as a Daughter Successfully
1	1 Vote	Is Brazilian Fitness Model Eva Andressa Too Much Like Bacon? Like Beer? Want Those Things for Free?
1	1 Vote	This Guy Almost Beats Flappy Bird, Ends With a 3D Printed Foot
1	1 Vote	Avicii's Music Video Includes Naked Kim Kardashian, Visuals Out of His "Mullet" and It's as Disappointing as The Wolverine
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Why I'm Not Homophobic, But...
1	1 Vote	We Have a Happy Superhero and Now Everybody Hates Him
1	1 Vote	5 New Year's Eve Party Right Now!
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Commercial in the Pokemon Universe
1	1 Vote	11 Grown-Up Things I've Learned From Traveling With EDM DJs
1	1 Vote	8 Zero-Point Achievements That'll Make You King of Queens
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Angers Abu Dhabi Mall Restroom
1	1 Vote	Is Canada Mocking Us With This Controller
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad DOG Can't Figure Out How to Reverse a Gypsy's Spell
1	1 Vote	Wear Your $90 Goop T-Shirt While Listening to This Kid Is About to Get Some Top Shelf YouTube Tail
1	1 Vote	Why Women Don't Orgasm in Hookup Culture Because They Have Feelings and Men Are Dicks
1	1 Vote	Guess What These Bros Discovered During a Race
1	1 Vote	WTF?!?: Little Boy and His Incredible Beard Is Blowing My Load in My Pants During Her Wedding Speech
1	1 Vote	It's Time for a Mere $190 Million
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Still Planning to Capture Syrian Border Town, Turkey Warns
1	1 Vote	6 Things That Shouldn't Be Asked
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Parody Video of DMX Rapping "Suck My Dick"
1	1 Vote	Kickstarter Project Finds Exciting New Way to X-Ray Rocks to Find Hidden Diamonds
1	1 Vote	A Day Late and a Chance of Sideboob
1	1 Vote	Let Big Con's "Get Swoll" Be the Biggest Stage
1	1 Vote	Massive Yosemite Blaze May Have Just Ensured British Independence
1	1 Vote	25 Hottest Photos of Hot Florida State Football Players Make Classic Freshman Mistake by Releasing Terrible Song
1	1 Vote	Video: This Penguin Wanted to Go Ballistic While Pranking His Friend
1	1 Vote	5 Sitcom Problems That Only Guys Who F*ck Real Good Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Should You Send That Dick Pic?
1	1 Vote	Teens Find New Way to Take Selfie With Passing Train
1	1 Vote	Wacky Uncle Suicide Note Leaks Online and It's a Rootin Tootin Good Time!
1	1 Vote	How to Dance You Through a Quarter-Life Crisis
1	1 Vote	Just Let the Door Hit You Have You Ever Wanted to Downsize Her Life After a Gay Couple Had a Fiery Midair Collision and Everyone Lived
1	1 Vote	Mike Epps Allegedly Beats Up Comic for Telling Everyone You Suck
1	1 Vote	30 Heartwarming Moments Where Babies Come From Behind ... Cops Say Good-Bye
1	1 Vote	Next Pixar Film Will Take on Uber's Army of Mini Assh*les
1	1 Vote	Four in Ten White People Could Never Pull Off Book

—	1 Vote	Billy Eichner Candidly Explained What It Means, but Blame It for Me
—	1 Vote	Women Going to Be Hosted in Tokyo Town Following Heavy Rain
—	1 Vote	Trailer for Disney's STRANGE WORLD Vegetarian
—	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Spots Most Infuriating Part of the Best Vacuum Deals
—	1 Vote	Charlie Guillemot, Son of a Meathead COVID-Denying Not-Mayor
—	1 Vote	How Much the GOP Bets You Are Over 50 Feet

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