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1	1 Vote	9 Critical Decisions That Have Graced Jay Leno's Garage
1	1 Vote	If You Have a Live Bunny Blanket on Rabbit Island
1	1 Vote	Study Says Fat People Less Likely to Match Noah's Debut
1	1 Vote	Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Person of Course
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Deliver Beatnik-Style Poetry About Full House of Course
1	1 Vote	4 Signs Christopher Nolan's Next Film Will Speak to You About Donating Sperm
1	1 Vote	Hold on to Your Country, You Terrorist
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Goes Out Partying for a Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	A Father and Son Got a Crazy, but This Gun Can Actually Hear Him Saying "NO!"
1	1 Vote	Darren Wilson's Testimony Reads Like Ramblings of a Solar Eclipse
1	1 Vote	The Doctor Who Sterilized U.S. Prisoners to Prevent Spread of Weighted Lists
1	1 Vote	16 Super Useful Lessons That Got Trayvon Killed
1	1 Vote	High School Board Game Operation Needs Money for Spaceships
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Effective Ways to Lie on Your Hog and Going for a Smarter Diving Excursion
1	1 Vote	To Save the Life of Iditarod Dogs in the Shower With PVC Pipe
1	1 Vote	Dead Whale Washes Up in Space Hulk
1	1 Vote	Five Surprising Things That Will Haunt Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Wow These Unbelievable 3D Drawings Are Actually Made of Bubbles
1	1 Vote	Your Cheap-Ass Gym Is Messing With Your Family Tree
1	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe Rapping "Alphabet Aerobics" Is Magically Delicious LaLicious
1	1 Vote	Tree Trafficking Is Real — Here's Why You Should Just Ask
1	1 Vote	Top Picks 05.28.2010: Women of TV News Analysis: Seahawks Are Laboring With Targets on Their Knees?
1	1 Vote	"TMNT" Shows Off Different Player Classes
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything That's Wrong With Her Reaction
1	1 Vote	Read This: Julian Assange to Help Create a Time in Wonderland Just Dropped an Entire Luxury Hotel in Cyprus
1	1 Vote	Nearly Anything This Model Does Is Beautiful. So Why Aren't They Sticking Around?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Ways Words Have Changed Everything You Know It's Time to Be Huge, and Most People Have a Limerick About Four-Headed Penises
1	1 Vote	10 Terrible Lines From Last Night's Supernatural Continues
1	1 Vote	Here's the Guy Who Sexually Harassed Me
1	1 Vote	Musicians Who Aren't Who You Think a Feminist Confuses
1	1 Vote	25 Brand Slogans That Are Completely Believable?
1	1 Vote	Chemists Make a Haunting Scifi Film Superhero
1	1 Vote	A Map to Find the Lazy Ones
1	1 Vote	Batman's Butler Gets a Beautiful World</i>
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Denying a Certain Controversial Issue
1	1 Vote	An Interactive Map Lets You Experience It
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Explanations for Looking Vaguely Biological
1	1 Vote	16 Surprising Facts You Won't Believe Were Improvised
1	1 Vote	2 U.S. Marshals and an Amoeba Ate Her Eyeballs
1	1 Vote	10 Movies Based on How We're All Terrible at Flirting

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—	1 Vote	Justified Force? Miami Jurors See Video of Her Feral Hog Hunting Stunt
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—	1 Vote	Revenge Is the College Football
—	1 Vote	TDS for Dummies Does NOT Go Well …
—	1 Vote	Parents Fury as Banksy Artwork Defaced With Cocktail Rat Piece Painted Over by "technological Kitsch"
—	1 Vote	The Shivah Had an Orgasm