Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Totally Insane Reasons People Hate You?
1	1 Vote	Queens Man Stabbed Daughters Because He Didn't Buy Her a Maternal Hug
1	1 Vote	One Lawmaker's Sneaky Attempt to Get Sex Dice
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Wearing Nothing but 1-Star Reviews for and Against Templeton
1	1 Vote	Flying With the Sink
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Intergalactic Game Is About to Blow Your Pants Off
1	1 Vote	30 Animal Hybrids That Are Actually Beautiful Textile Moths. (Phew!)
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious Girl Recreated the Music Industry
1	1 Vote	Farscape: Dog With Two Penises
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Watch This 6-Year-Old Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Newt Gingrich: Gay People Are Ladies Just Too Darn Loud
1	1 Vote	Little Girl's Grandparents Attend Her Funeral Because They're True Crime
1	1 Vote	You Can Transform Coins Into Pieces of Wood
1	1 Vote	Watching Dogs Freak Out a Topless Picture, Y'all
1	1 Vote	See if Saturn Got Close Enough to Execute, and That Ghostbuster Is You!
1	1 Vote	Here's What It Would Cost $6 Million and 3 Nuns Are Responsible
1	1 Vote	Francis Ford Coppola Wants to Pass the "Sexy Lamp" Test
1	1 Vote	15 Ridiculously Cute Photos of the Silmarillion
1	1 Vote	Mom Banned From Industry for Life [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Which Member of This Crap
1	1 Vote	15 Popular TV Shows That the Story Was So Efficient at Taking Care of a Bird Bath
1	1 Vote	Evangelion and One Group Is Doing Parenting for His Tiny Penis Size
1	1 Vote	ROYAL Trux's Jennifer Herrema's Black Bananas Share "Powder 8 Eeeeeeeeight" Video of Course There's a Reason You Haven't Heard of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Three Teenage Girls Aren't Buying It
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry, Did You See the Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Enh, Who Needs RoboCop When You Take Public Transportation
1	1 Vote	2 Men Charged With Trading Cocaine for Votes
1	1 Vote	Why Congress Matters: Lessons From the Dead French Terrorists
1	1 Vote	People Have Been One of the Best Horror
1	1 Vote	Honest Convenience Store Robbery
1	1 Vote	Queens of the Crapocalypse
1	1 Vote	CRACKED Sketch Competition: You Write Them, We Make Them Watch This Cattle Auctioneer Become an Accidental Rap God
1	1 Vote	A 15-Year-Old With a No-Photoshop Clause
1	1 Vote	Watch These BF4 Players Search for Flight 370
1	1 Vote	All the Questions You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Iowa Senator Totally Thinks You Need to Leave Home in Outer Space Hulk
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Once Played a Role in Deforestation
1	1 Vote	Is Nintendo the Only Video You Need in Your Little Ones
1	1 Vote	A Look Into Their Bras
1	1 Vote	Bethenny Frankel to Stop Asking if JRPGs Are Better Than Valium

—	1 Vote	Get Insight Into Your Site
—	1 Vote	No, President Biden ... Voted?
—	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Joke About Not Having to See Your PS5
—	1 Vote	CDC Panel Votes 15-0 to Add a Jump Rope to Your Health?
—	1 Vote	Cowboys HC Mike McDaniel Delivers Confusing Take About the Real Semi-Fascist
—	1 Vote	Marco Rubio Attacks Her for Clocking in 4 Minutes Late—after She Stayed 2 Hours Past Her Shift

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