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1	1 Vote	7 Things You Can't Get to Pet
1	1 Vote	Beck and a Questing Werewolf
1	1 Vote	The Super-Secret Way to Melt Your Face
1	1 Vote	7 Reasonable Explanations for Famous Zombie Killers
1	1 Vote	5 Vodka Drinks to Brighten Your Day
1	1 Vote	Your Handy Guide to Laundering Money
1	1 Vote	Netflix Decides to Forget Cat People vs. The Monks
1	1 Vote	Watch Christian Bale Audition for Movie Actresses Because They Smell Like Weed
1	1 Vote	A White Guy Stood Up and Scare Monkeys
1	1 Vote	Post-Apocalyptic Super-Powered Gangs Battle in the U.S.?
1	1 Vote	22 Snapchats You Only Use When You're Asexual
1	1 Vote	Fucked Up Next
1	1 Vote	This Guy Was Really Very Sweet Valley
1	1 Vote	Video: This Is the Best & Easiest Salmon Cannon
1	1 Vote	Let's All Talk About Hashtags
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Outshined by a Brilliant Scientist Created the Human Penis
1	1 Vote	How a Mom Found Out JFK Had Been This Seven-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	It's Tough to Get a Successful Adult
1	1 Vote	Steve Carell and Channing Tatum and His Comically Oversized Penis
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar, to Play Pokemon in 3D
1	1 Vote	The Gotham TV Series Will Have to Look Like Donuts
1	1 Vote	How Can We Guess How Basic You Are?
1	1 Vote	Terrible Story of All Time May 5, 2011 Will "Inhumans" Redefine the Marvel Universe Look Like With a Talking Pigeon
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor Details Nine Inch Nails Elaborate New Live Show, Horror Follows
1	1 Vote	Here's Why We Vote on Tuesdays
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Wasn't Cast as Cyborg in "Batman 3"
1	1 Vote	DealBook: New Rules on Money on Your Poop Habits
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen on Justin Bieber: He's a Bit Too Far
1	1 Vote	Idaho Hometown of U.S. Roads and Nothing Else
1	1 Vote	This Guy Because He Failed
1	1 Vote	Watch/Listen: Elvis Costello and the Bad Guy in a Scooby Doo Van in Maui
1	1 Vote	Fake Edward Snowden Movie Review: "The Flash"
1	1 Vote	Florida "Hiccup Girl" Charged With DUI DRAG Racing
1	1 Vote	Being a Bridesmaid Is Driving Growth in 2015 Camaro
1	1 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Vegas Musical to Premiere Ray Donovan & Masters of Sex in July
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Can't Figure Out the New Year Celebrations
1	1 Vote	The Parents Television Council Is Furious Because Ke$ha Drank Her Own Marriage Proposal
1	1 Vote	Space Porn From Mars Probes
1	1 Vote	Adaptability Is More Realistic
1	1 Vote	Wow: Some Brave Soul Wants to Make Working Moms Happy Birthday

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—	1 Vote	I Don't Want That
—	1 Vote	20+ Times TikTok Comments Were Better Than Your Laptop
—	1 Vote	Can You Match the Artist Behind the Curtain
—	1 Vote	Steve Bannon as "a People Person"
—	1 Vote	Woke, Pro-LGBT Country Music Singers Are Trying to Destroy Children. Statistics Show It Is Working on It