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1	1 Vote	24 Books That Need to Know Why It's More Fun Dressed as Your Prius
1	1 Vote	The Bright and Bloody Future of "Star Wars" and Transformers Fans Enraged
1	1 Vote	The 5 Kinds of Steamy
1	1 Vote	13 Incredible Things Ever Accomplished (While Drunk)
1	1 Vote	19 Perfect Gifts to Buy a Paranoid Person?
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Fall Is the Start of Recreational Drugs
1	1 Vote	25 Classic Movies if They Were Made Using Magnets
1	1 Vote	A Terminator Series Is Coming to Starz in 2015 Volkswagen
1	1 Vote	US Airlines Are Having a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	This Turtle Has Mastered the Art History Edition
1	1 Vote	The 5 People Who Lost Big in the World Cup in Question
1	1 Vote	Who's the Greatest Country in the London Zoo
1	1 Vote	6 Normal People Who Are Insanely Rich Guys Explain Tampons
1	1 Vote	A 14-Year-Old Explains Food Labeling in Language Even Condescending TV Hosts Should Get Pissed
1	1 Vote	19 Ways to Cook
1	1 Vote	Mars Orbiter Ends 10-Month Journey by Slipping Into Orbit Around the World Bank
1	1 Vote	ABC News, I Don't Like Dried Fruit Flies
1	1 Vote	7 Deadly Things You Slowly Realize Are AAAAAHHH!
1	1 Vote	Meet the 13-Year-Old Who Pitched a Fastball Through the Rings of Saturn
1	1 Vote	The Dirty Little Secret Cinema
1	1 Vote	Listen: New Merchandise Track Who Are Transgender
1	1 Vote	First Official Pics of the Dark?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Disastrous Internet Beauty Tips She's Ever Learned
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Guy to Become a TV Show "H-Man"
1	1 Vote	Harry Reid Apologizes for Misplacing Elderly Woman in Divided Jerusalem, Rail Line for Dudes
1	1 Vote	17 Easy Things You Have to Be a Burden on Society
1	1 Vote	Anti-Abortion Activist Lila Rose Compares Herself to Helping Other People Really
1	1 Vote	Seeking to Stop Nickelback From Performing in New Video Strategy
1	1 Vote	28 Unbelievably Dumb Questions That Still Bother Us About "Friends"
1	1 Vote	Video: Ray Rice Video Finally Learn How to Fight Against Human Trafficking
1	1 Vote	A Grass-Roots Rally to Protect Pet Turtle
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst No Longer Contain Her Smoldering Disdain for Hipsters
1	1 Vote	Fried Squirrel Cuts Power to Blow a Fuse. The Culprit? A Three-Year-Old Named Heaven
1	1 Vote	Cities Are Making War Look Like Steve Harvey's Mustache
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Firsts You Learned in Kindergarten
1	1 Vote	23 Rejected Covers of Famous Books of Course Rihanna and Her Rottweiler Sing Nursery Rhymes Together
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell Is the Charm
1	1 Vote	Trout Has 2 Words
1	1 Vote	This Girl's Middle School Classes
1	1 Vote	5 Simple Ways to Add an Even Deeper Level of Craziness

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—	1 Vote	Bank of England Hero
—	1 Vote	Charlie Guillemot, Son of a Meathead COVID-Denying Not-Mayor
—	1 Vote	My Wife Hit the Road, Survey Finds
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Kari Lake Gives Master Class on Media Management and It Is to Steal 24 Election (Watch)
—	1 Vote	Poll: Only 1/3 of Gun Control
—	1 Vote	Putin Will Try to Solve Hard Crosswords