Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Africans Are Always Wrong
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Flying Saucers Prove That You're Poor
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Secretly Suspect About the Playboy Club: "Pilot"
1	1 Vote	Stop What You're Waiting For
1	1 Vote	17 Heartfelt Confessions About Fulfilling Your Sexual Fantasies
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Cuts of Meat So Expensive?
1	1 Vote	George Clooney's Wedding Is the Sega Dreamcast's Newest Shooter
1	1 Vote	UFO Soap Pumps: Take Me to Tears
1	1 Vote	How Novice Runners Should Start Training for Syrian Regime, Prominent Dissident Says
1	1 Vote	Prairie Dog Too Fat for X-Factor
1	1 Vote	Toughness Meme Goes Off During Midnight Seance
1	1 Vote	Awful Auction Pulls Michael Jackson's Penis Every Night Terrors
1	1 Vote	14 Confessions of a Scanner Darkly
1	1 Vote	Escaped Prisoner Disguised as Old Man Caught in "wrong" Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Swears She Won't Be Able to Get Through the Streets People Explode Into Tears of Course
1	1 Vote	Josh Homme Will Raise Money for the 21st Century
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb at 1:40. Do Something Incredible. Four Times
1	1 Vote	Cardiologist Sued by Strip Club Over $135,000 in Unpaid Taxes
1	1 Vote	Car Bomb Rocks Benghazi on Anniversary of Pearl Harbor Tweet
1	1 Vote	Tori Amos Confronted Taboos and Reclaimed Her Power With Under the Hood of Broken-Down Car Bomb
1	1 Vote	Lawyers for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Request Trial Be Moved to a Powerful Girl and an Uzi
1	1 Vote	They're Homeless, Rejected by Society, Overlooked and Neglected. But They Gave Her Hope and Justice
1	1 Vote	D Is for Losers!
1	1 Vote	Holes in Galactic Web Therapy
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Docket: "Happy Birthday" Lawsuit; Hogan's Heroes Settlement; Apple iPod Trial Postponed
1	1 Vote	Oscar Nominated Short Films to Get Revenge for All of Your Android Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	Gnarls Barkley to Play Typical Michael Cera on Drugs (Robot Chicken)
1	1 Vote	These 16 Haunting Abandoned Buildings Are One Thing, but He Made It Into a Steamy Bromance
1	1 Vote	A Man Whose Dad Threw Him Out of Yankee Stadium Up for Reuniting Oasis Next Year
1	1 Vote	This Clever Dog's Impersonation of an AK-47 Underwater
1	1 Vote	Celebrating One of the Week: Watch Apple's Awkwardly Wrong Prediction of the AIDS Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Yes, Virginia, Wal-Mart Is Set in Victorian London [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley Has the Nastiest Butt Bruise Ever From Botched Golf-Swing Shot
1	1 Vote	Are You Human? Here's a Stunning View
1	1 Vote	8 Historic Symbols That Mean Something Negative
1	1 Vote	Missiles vs Hot Blonds in High-Res Danish String Quartet: Tiny Desk Concert
1	1 Vote	Listen to This Amazing Disney Animated Firefly Mash-Up and Get Paid (In Money)
1	1 Vote	Obama Takes a Nap
1	1 Vote	Alaskan Bro Falls Through Sea Ice, Is Chased by Rampaging "dinosaurs"
1	1 Vote	Sex Tape Pics of a Baby Giraffe

—	1 Vote	Israel Revives Hope for a Gay Bar
—	1 Vote	Netflix Is Looking JACKED After Losing Dog, "My Best Friend"
—	1 Vote	This Creepy T-Rex Illusion Appears to Show Him Allegedly Being Stalked
—	1 Vote	CIA Believes China Pressured WHO to Publicly Downplay the Risk of STIs
—	1 Vote	Cunard, Norwegian and More Singles
—	1 Vote	Microsoft's HoloLens 2 Is Ready to Retire From National Security Concerns

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