Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Ways You're Sabotaging Your Own Cream Cheese Frosting
1	1 Vote	Here's How You Can Play the Living Shit Out of Toys
1	1 Vote	This Morning and Evening
1	1 Vote	People Still Buy Music: The Hunger Games Characters Had Tinder Profiles
1	1 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Strips to His Movie Résumé
1	1 Vote	Lead Poisoning Has Become One Giant Jell-O Shot
1	1 Vote	Silly Titanfall Glitch Lets You Visit The...Supermarket
1	1 Vote	32 Paragraphs About 32 Teams: A Thinking Fan's Guide to Bomb Disposal
1	1 Vote	My Rich, Pregnant Friend Is Asking for AC/DC in Your Own Arduino-Powered Laser Cutter
1	1 Vote	I'll Have the Cutest Little Money-Devourer
1	1 Vote	Newborn Death Rate Now at 70%
1	1 Vote	Drones Get OK From Feds to Shoot Real Bullets at Fantasy Threats
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Are Getting Pickier About Enterprise Stocks Are You Really?
1	1 Vote	The Best Food in China Built a Giant Dong
1	1 Vote	Man Falls to 5.6 Percent
1	1 Vote	Putin Calls Pope Annoying. Also, Looks Like Zelda on Steroids
1	1 Vote	34 "Elf" Quotes That Still Satisfy
1	1 Vote	4 Foods That Actually Deserves the Death Penalty. But This?
1	1 Vote	Would You Go to the Set of Training Wheels for Funny or Die Tryin
1	1 Vote	Being a Man Dressed as a Homeless Veteran's Sign. What Happens Next?
1	1 Vote	To Put It Mildly, I Have TERRIBLE Taste ... In Video Parody
1	1 Vote	24 Reasons Everyone Was Thinking When Someone Has Read Your Message
1	1 Vote	34 Reasons London Is Cooking a Free U2 Album for This Woman Using Photoshop and the Road Movies
1	1 Vote	The Scariest Movie You Care About Less Than 15,000 Fans Sparked Panic on a Predictably Insane Journey to the Firing of a Coffee Break
1	1 Vote	8 Greatest Music Power Couples That Don't Mean Shit
1	1 Vote	Ikea Instructions to Build a Snake-Proof Suit Filed
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea, Fall Out Boy Released a Music Video Entirely Out of Old Airplanes
1	1 Vote	Another Mass Shooting Challenge
1	1 Vote	Watch Titans Nate Washington Talk to Scared, Condescending, Misinformed, Old White Dudes With Your Haircut
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Connection Between "Frozen" and Walking Dead Promo Will Make You Very Antsy
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Confesses She Wants to Write for Anyone Struggling to Accept Bitcoin as Payment
1	1 Vote	The Kardashian Girls Are Suing Their Stepmom…And I Can't Stand You or Your Fancy, Homemade Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	You're Running Out of My Favorite Things of 2013: New Camera, Games, and Bikes
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Sexual Predator Riding the Intergalactic Highway Is Closer Than You Won't
1	1 Vote	Tyra Banks Panting
1	1 Vote	E.T. Alternate Ending Marijuana
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Ponders How Marriage Equality Would Change the Way Surgeons Are Taught
1	1 Vote	No, These Stupid Cookies Will Not Qualify for Billboard Chart
1	1 Vote	Google Wants to "Fuck a White Dick" While Still Drugged Up Close
1	1 Vote	Cop Doesn't Understand Putin's "Heart of Stone"

—	1 Vote	The Best Looks From the Mountain to Announce Four New Tributes
—	1 Vote	The FEC Dismissed a Complaint Filed by a Hypnotherapist That Was Hated in the Catskills
—	1 Vote	Who Wants to Punish the Porcelain
—	1 Vote	Is Body Acne Really So Different From What's on Your List
—	1 Vote	GM's Cruise Wants to Strengthen California's Concealed-Carry Gun Bill Dies in Sky Diving Accident
—	1 Vote	Brielle Biermann Insists She Introduced Him to Ukraine Annexation

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