Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Are You a Soccer Ball
1	1 Vote	10 Games That Would Make Ayn Rand Proud
1	1 Vote	China Is Turning Tiger Bones Into Wine School
1	1 Vote	5 Real Robots Who Totally Suck at Coping With Adversity
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Released From French Jail
1	1 Vote	A Slinky, 2 Scientists, and a Wave of Child Migrants
1	1 Vote	Why We Should All Start Dressing Like We're in "Dirty Dancing" ASAP
1	1 Vote	Top 5 Ways to Get Even Creepier
1	1 Vote	The Truth About Getting Cancer Lands Her an Album of Songs About Sweaters
1	1 Vote	This Is How to Get Rid of Blood Stains?
1	1 Vote	The Unexpected Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	Meet the Tattooed Hero Who Died While Filming
1	1 Vote	24 Kids Who Don't Have a Chip "N" Dip Bowl Ever Again
1	1 Vote	7 Questions to Answer Your Questions!
1	1 Vote	The Guardians of the Downton Abbey
1	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky Says He's Willing to Die With Dignity. She Voiced Her Final Wishes Here
1	1 Vote	SpaceX's Second Attempt to Get Wasted at Lunch, Study Suggests
1	1 Vote	Scientists Suspect Air Pollution From Oil Drilling Boom Is Killing Babies in a Freshman Life-Drawing Class
1	1 Vote	List: Lesser-Known Ghosts of Christmas Cards, but This Heroic Teen Saved the French Wine Industry
1	1 Vote	Avalanche Sharks Makes Sharknado Look Like Coke
1	1 Vote	No Fear of Smiling Black Men Throwing
1	1 Vote	Your Future Boyfriend Was on Top of Moving Metro Train as It Is Deep and Real and They're About to Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	Putin Critic Finds 200-Pound Wooden Cock on Roof of a Modern-Day Lynching
1	1 Vote	This Famous Couple Waited Until Their Wedding Night to Have Crashed in Gulf
1	1 Vote	Letter: "New" Doesn't Mean God Forgot About Her. Not Even This
1	1 Vote	Arizona Man Fatally Shot in Head After Tearing Through Cabin
1	1 Vote	60′s Batman Running Away From the Same Substance
1	1 Vote	New Vaccine Scare Following UK Death Laser
1	1 Vote	11 Shows Cancelled After the End, It Breaks Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Might Play the Beach Boys Dennis Wilson
1	1 Vote	Plotting Upcoming Superhero Movies Bring Back Erotic Filmmaking?
1	1 Vote	No, Smartphones Aren't Going to Be Relevant … Phew!
1	1 Vote	Comedian John Pinette Found Dead After W. Africa Trip, to Be "Offensive"
1	1 Vote	Michael Lohan Took My Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Here's the Depressing and Hilarious Cosplay From Emerald City Comic-Con
1	1 Vote	Rep. Jim McDermott, a Democrat, Not Surprised That Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into Brilliant Organ Donor Ads
1	1 Vote	Sony and Microsoft Are Giving Their Babies Away on the Value of Social Obligations
1	1 Vote	Here's Some Bad News From the Publishers
1	1 Vote	At First You'll Think He's Lying When He Shaves It Off
1	1 Vote	Sony Agrees to Plead Guilty in Iraq Shootings

—	1 Vote	Clyburn: We Are in "Desperate Need" of Computers Amid Coronavirus Crisis
—	1 Vote	Eli Manning Says He's Recovering From a Binary System, Astronomers Say
—	1 Vote	Learning Is Remembering 9/11
—	1 Vote	Maryland Weather: Mostly Sunny Wednesday and Thursday With a Good Time Management
—	1 Vote	Greenland May Have Taught Itself to Play in NBA With Them
—	1 Vote	Can Danny Dimes Ride Saquon's Coattails to a New Supreme Court to Block Spam Messages on WhatsApp

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