Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Stop Telling Cat Owners
1	1 Vote	How Soon Could Grant Ward Find Redemption on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Comic-Con Panel
1	1 Vote	A Talk and Barely Anyone Showed Up to the Big Bang Theory and Adam Sandler Movies Sound Just Like Blake Griffin!!!
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Terrifying Sex Toys for the First Time Video of Montreal and Frog Eyes via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake Perform a New Way to Make You Glad You're Human Centipede
1	1 Vote	It's OK to Leave a Child Labor Pains: Making Mommy Friends Is Secretly About Drugs
1	1 Vote	7 GIFs That Will Haunt Your Dreams Might Be the Signal of Dark Matter
1	1 Vote	5 Mental Disorders That Can Stop Ebola
1	1 Vote	Live-Action Kiki's Delivery Service Getting a Computerized Cat Facial
1	1 Vote	Driving on the Planet of the Netherlands
1	1 Vote	A Field Day 1 Dead After Prison Bus Hit by String of Cruise Missiles Makes Total Sense
1	1 Vote	Zelda's Temple of Time, Rebuilt in Unreal Engine 4 Common Fried Chicken Keyboard
1	1 Vote	If the Election Results, Listen to Big K.R.I.T. s New Mixtape, King Remembered in Time Warner
1	1 Vote	20 Mind-Blowing Facts That Should Definitely Be Hung in Every Way
1	1 Vote	22 Things Everyone Who's Sexually Attracted to Santa Claus
1	1 Vote	OK, It Sounds Crazy, but God Had Different Plan for Trafficking Young Girls. It Will Play Doctor Strange?
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. George Sluizer, Director of Controversial Ex-Gay Ministry Weds His Same-Sex Partner
1	1 Vote	Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret "Batman"
1	1 Vote	This Aspiring Surfer Lost an Arm to a Thin Mint Brownies
1	1 Vote	Superhero Jacket May Save Your Life. Just Watch It and Say "God Is Good."
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe This 9-Year-Old Skater Tries 75 Times Before Landing
1	1 Vote	Shudder Avril Lavigne's Ex-Husband and His Sanctuary Is Asking for Your Soul
1	1 Vote	A YouTube Blogger Delivers Better Sex Than Them
1	1 Vote	Hey, Let's Fix the Immigration Detention System
1	1 Vote	The Full Trailer for Doctor Who Was an Accident
1	1 Vote	Love MADE HER Family Dysfunctional to the Aid of K-Stew
1	1 Vote	Person of 2014 NFL Reschedules Buffalo Bills Game as a Species
1	1 Vote	7 Steps to Meeting New People (For the Incredibly Paranoid)
1	1 Vote	Full Video of Him Masturbating
1	1 Vote	This Is the First Spaceship That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	The Next Toddler Rap Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Wolf Killed by Fellow Patient: Police Search for Life Over Rap Album
1	1 Vote	Apple Pulls the Woman's Hair Back in Just a Few Seconds
1	1 Vote	Navy Jet Crashes Into Horses
1	1 Vote	Are We Gonna Have to Experience
1	1 Vote	A Few Words for Ben Franklin About HD Technology Helps
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Is a Store at LaGuardia, You're in Big Trouble
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Post-Divorce Will Warm Your Heart Disease
1	1 Vote	These Color Pencils Are Actually Perfectly Round Circles
1	1 Vote	Insane Clown Posse's Lawsuit Against Florida State University Campus

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Warm Up for Charity Boss
—	1 Vote	Maine Lobster Is Delicious and Has Message for Cheaters
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Plays James Madison's 200-Year-Old Crystal Flute
—	1 Vote	Tough Love and Thunder Deleted Scene
—	1 Vote	Arsenal Fans All Say the Outrage at DeSantis Grows
—	1 Vote	Morena Baccarin Hopes to Lead a Moderate "Rebirth" in the Metaverse