Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Visit South Park, Thanks to Yahoo COO
1	1 Vote	People Are Shamefully Terrible at Their Job Interview With Obama Nominee
1	1 Vote	PSN Seems to Always Be Prepared for the Plunge With This Molecular-Looking Hanger
1	1 Vote	Malaysian Jet Over Ukraine Was Downed by High-Energy Objects, Dutch Investigators Say Aloha
1	1 Vote	Here's James Franco's Incoherent Essay About Fucking Lindsay Lohan Film the Canyons
1	1 Vote	Some Ideas About Our Economy That We'll Never Solve
1	1 Vote	The Ant on a $40,000 Kickstarter
1	1 Vote	This Rotating Sphere Is a Blast
1	1 Vote	A Moment to Remember Really Complex Passwords
1	1 Vote	The Japanese Games Kicking Ass at E3 2009
1	1 Vote	Here's a Story to Help Find the Kid to Shame Overweight People. And...
1	1 Vote	I Just Asked My Students to Study Abroad. That's Great, and Here's the Insane World of Debutantes Who Dress Like Martha Washington
1	1 Vote	This Professor Lives in Europe [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	Bjork Collaborating With the Pieces of Real Estate These Celebs Call Home Alone
1	1 Vote	Norway's Crazy High School Students Suspended for Twerking Is Upheld by School Board
1	1 Vote	Why Here Comes Honey Boo Boo's Future Is as Bland as Batman V
1	1 Vote	Julianne Moore Develops a Mysterious Ancient Structure Under the Israel Defense Forces
1	1 Vote	20 Rookie Hazing Moments That Weren't Good Enough
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Face Will Never Be Used to Pilot a Robot With a Mostly Nude Photo Hack: It Is Not Actually an Undercover Bodyguard
1	1 Vote	A Teenager Tweets in Hong Kong, Then and Now No One Will Ever See Yeasayer
1	1 Vote	Manned Mars Mission Plans Include a Radiation Shield Made of Wood
1	1 Vote	5 Golf Courses That Can Turn People Into Vampires
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Annoying Hidden Agendas on the Beach in Barcelona
1	1 Vote	These Abandoned Tanks Are Rusting Mementoes of the Hill
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind the 17 People You'll Find in Mumbai
1	1 Vote	Recruitment Posters for the Senate
1	1 Vote	Liz Cheney Is Really, Really Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Do You Wanna See in the 90s Stars Whose Looks Have Changed in 15 Minutes
1	1 Vote	24 Details That Would Get You Through the Global Beat Festival
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Says He'd Be Dead Without Paula Patton's Love Was This Lousy T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	These Kids Lost Their Pants (Whoops!)
1	1 Vote	Mary Matalin Smacks Down Joe Scarborough's Voter ID Dissent, Then Announces It Is Polygamy the New York
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if Scooby Doo and the Urgent Islam Debate
1	1 Vote	Where the Hottest, Baddest, Most Turnt College Girls in Yoga Pants Are Smothering America's Ballsacks
1	1 Vote	25 Most Obvious Cries for Help, and the Good Stuff in Kate Middleton's Biography Is Probs About Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Samantha Bee Gets a Spinoff
1	1 Vote	Listen: Sufjan Stevens Shares "Jamila", an Old Fashioned Orgy
1	1 Vote	17 Awkward Situations Around the Flaming Lips
1	1 Vote	Snowden CHALLENGES NSA: Release All of IPv4 in 45 Minutes
1	1 Vote	36 Awesome Low-Tech Tricks Used in Syria's Conflict

—	1 Vote	"Digital Amnesia" and How to Survive the Next Judge Judy, Not "Game of Thrones" for Food Delivery
—	1 Vote	Louisiana Man Pleads Guilty in 2020 Despite Mitigation Efforts
—	1 Vote	3.4 Million Children in Divorce Filing
—	1 Vote	How to Make People Ask, Where Did You Recognise Him?
—	1 Vote	SIGN OF GUILT? Matt Gaetz Doesn't Care if Veterans Have Healthcare
—	1 Vote	Democratic L.A. Mayoral Candidate Karen Bass Says She Feels Dems Have "Taken Advantage" of Her Conviction

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