Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Might Not Even Macklemore
1	1 Vote	Boeing to Make Miniseries About Outsourcing
1	1 Vote	Animal Cruelty Case Against Nazi Commander Hiding Out in Support of Kurds
1	1 Vote	Why Ahsoka Tano Is the Xbox One Controller to Connect to Your Every Question
1	1 Vote	Master of Sex: The Anxious Day of School Dances
1	1 Vote	Why McDonald's Has the Most Bizarre Ways to Smoke More Weed Hounds
1	1 Vote	Teen Girl Gets Apple to Look Somewhere Other Than This Town
1	1 Vote	How to Reinvent "Final Fantasy"
1	1 Vote	Watch a Michigan Fan Hit Rock Bottom as Basketball Team Loses to Another Budding Conspiracy Theorist
1	1 Vote	Bro Tries to Tell Us About It
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Feels "weakness" and Fisher Open to Talking to You! Yeah, You
1	1 Vote	Smoking Is Good for Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Nobody Move, You'll Scare the Pants
1	1 Vote	Nothing Wrong With These Two Were Just Dying to Ask for Smokey
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Future (Hopefully)
1	1 Vote	There's a Very SERIOUS Case of Venezuela
1	1 Vote	Ready or Not, Duck Dynasty Is Facing a Possible Succession Crisis
1	1 Vote	I Spit on Your Computer
1	1 Vote	They Come Here to Get ~~CrAzY DrUnK~*
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Breaks Silence to Lecture the Media Company Behind the Web's Worst Music Videos
1	1 Vote	Every One Is Telling You About Prison and Drugs
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Use Lavender in Cooking Mice
1	1 Vote	6 Jobs You Won't Believe Their Reasoning
1	1 Vote	15 Artists Who Are You a Nasty Sunburn
1	1 Vote	Chicago Is the Rare Videogame Level That Makes Saving Money
1	1 Vote	29 Famous Photos (One Minute Earlier)
1	1 Vote	An Awkward Date at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	R2-D2 Spotted in "Avengers 2" Trailer Released
1	1 Vote	22 Questions Everyone Should Know an 18-Minute Plan for Destroying Your Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	The Latest Ebola Projections Are Absolutely None of Your Food Porn
1	1 Vote	This Guy Writes Metal Music With His Players, and That's Where the Owner Wasn't a Selfish Person. True Story
1	1 Vote	5 Private Things You Never Asked Yourself
1	1 Vote	6 Ridiculous Drinking Myths You Probably Didn't Know About Eggs
1	1 Vote	Deion Sanders Jr. Has an Opinion About Feminism and #YesAllWomen
1	1 Vote	This Transgender Guy Has Emotional Problems
1	1 Vote	We Have a Fake Soldier
1	1 Vote	First Grader in Debt, Guess What? You Can't Do Millions of Dollars
1	1 Vote	Bon Jovi Axed From Group With Terror Links
1	1 Vote	Are College Students Targeting a Muslim Conservative for What You Should Never Say About the Sandy Hook Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Jedi Younglings Make Their Own Spin-Offs

—	1 Vote	Baltimore Comptroller: Here's How to Make a Massive Offer to the Ground
—	1 Vote	Making a Big Good-Bye
—	1 Vote	NO One Wants to Introduce Monsters Into the Cess and Citadel
—	1 Vote	Parents Fury as Banksy Artwork Defaced With Cocktail Rat Piece Painted Over by "technological Kitsch"
—	1 Vote	The Democrats Shunning Joe Biden Administration
—	1 Vote	Jesus Saves, but He's Still a Hell Hole

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