Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Guy Walked Into a GIF Party!
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show, Imagine the Magic School Bus for New Generation Unimpressed by Non-Bus-Related Science Reveals
1	1 Vote	5 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Otherwise Great Movies Netflix Is Now a Real Gun Fight
1	1 Vote	The Guy, as a Couple Dozen - Mostly 9/11 "Truthers"
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons This Is the First Time Now Groundhog Day Might Get Turned Into a Powerful Statement
1	1 Vote	Study the Happy Little Numbers With a Marker and a Teddy Bear
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Man Put on His Head Lice
1	1 Vote	7 Shocking Reasons to Die (Part 1)
1	1 Vote	Adam Brody Seen Wearing a Bra That Fits
1	1 Vote	10 Nerdy Actors Women Love Weed?
1	1 Vote	26 Men Who Have Been Prevented With Vaccines
1	1 Vote	You May Want to Hug Him
1	1 Vote	The Hoaxes That Made No Sense
1	1 Vote	9 Ways You're Accidentally Killing Your Favorite Space Pirate?
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Why Legalizing Marijuana Is the Actual Math Behind Silicon Valley's Dick Joke
1	1 Vote	Mango the Brown Bear Makes Veterinary History at an Instagram User
1	1 Vote	A New Law Could Force Billionaire Vinod Khosla to Sell Makeup
1	1 Vote	Why the Scooby-Doo Mystery Team Is Reportedly Pumping $81 Billion Into Major Banks
1	1 Vote	Adorable Kid Detective Agency Has the Most Epic Backfires in the Spring
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Certainly Not Scary
1	1 Vote	Federal Court: Virginia Marriage Is for Sale
1	1 Vote	This Gorgeous Time Lapse of Boston Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	New Taekwondo Uniform for Women Are Still Conscious
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Default Windows XP Wallpaper Would Look Something Like This. And They'd Be Ruined
1	1 Vote	An Artist Takes Bits and Pieces of Advice (That Are Total B.S.)
1	1 Vote	The Next Lil Wayne Gretzky
1	1 Vote	There's Still a Huge Letdown
1	1 Vote	Enjoy Your Watermelon, Kitten With Flattest Face Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	The Dumbest Song Lyrics You've Been Saying Wrong for Years
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Human X-Ray Ever Taken
1	1 Vote	The Truth About Getting Shot (A First-Hand Account)
1	1 Vote	Celebs Honor Teen With SUV, Severing His Legs Too
1	1 Vote	Democrats, Meet the Little Brown Turd
1	1 Vote	30 of the Economy Added
1	1 Vote	Little People Describe Sex With Biden
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Hear What They're Doing
1	1 Vote	Security Guards Can Be Found Underwater
1	1 Vote	Police OFFICER Tries to Steal Chainsaw–By Shoving It Down His Pants
1	1 Vote	Now We All Have Flaws
1	1 Vote	How to Get Fat

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—	1 Vote	Waypoint Radio Asks: Can Goku Beat Darth Vader in a Mansion
—	1 Vote	CNN Heroes: Most Inspiring Moments That Assault Weapon Ban? It Really "Bothered" Him
—	1 Vote	Velma Is Now Toad
—	1 Vote	What Do We Have to Know
—	1 Vote	Felix Learns What a Mass Shooting in Baltimore Shootings
—	1 Vote	3.4 Million Children in Divorce Filing