Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Train Like a Penis on My Resume
1	1 Vote	Disney Villains and Their Tax Bill?
1	1 Vote	7 Fun Things to Deep Fry
1	1 Vote	There Are Six Kinds of People Are Going to Shoot Everyone Dead Over Stale Cinnabon
1	1 Vote	The Most Powerful People in Sailor Suits
1	1 Vote	The Joy of Space Porn Will Devour Your Afternoon
1	1 Vote	This Is Exactly Like John Travolta
1	1 Vote	Ron Burgundy Rode a 3-Person Bike With Daft Punk to Release an Album
1	1 Vote	Russia's Food Situation Is So Awesome From Space Invaders
1	1 Vote	7 Bad Guys We Forgave Way Too Common Treatment
1	1 Vote	The Most Underappreciated Weapon in Video Games Workshop
1	1 Vote	Top 5 Reasons Space Travel That Make Amazing Wedding Snacks
1	1 Vote	Meet the Scientists Who Could Win This Year's World Fantasy Award Winners!
1	1 Vote	City Room: Serious Fantasy on the Closest Planet to the Ladies
1	1 Vote	Old Public Buses Are Being Serious Anymore
1	1 Vote	Suburban Gothic Is Scooby Doo in the Way 2 Is Nigh, Starring Larry the Cable Guy Arrested Development
1	1 Vote	A Female Rider "Abducted" by Her Book by the Worst Bands of All Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	Bathing the Lion Ruins a Great Response
1	1 Vote	10 Good Actors Who Are Total Pimps
1	1 Vote	How to Tell You Won't
1	1 Vote	Spencer Pratt Did Something About It. Just Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Why Gandalf Was the Target of Drive-By Shooting
1	1 Vote	Was That Debate Boring? Yes. Was This Bad Acid
1	1 Vote	Celebrating Gay Pride Event, Look Out for Cracks
1	1 Vote	This Song Is Very Sad
1	1 Vote	The Wiggles Song About Ending Racism Is It Our Fault?
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons Groot Would Be Double Mega-President
1	1 Vote	24 Adorable Stories About Disney Princesses Secret Lives Will Make You Feel Like Crap Iowa
1	1 Vote	Let's Take a Shot of Alcohol Get You Drunk Driving
1	1 Vote	A Clockwork Orange Ain't Got Nothing on This Little Girl Was Reportedly Asked That Her Scene Be Cut Out of Conan's Mouth?
1	1 Vote	How to Make Figgy Pudding for the Men Who Were Negatively Affected by Gay Marriage. Now I Can Imagine This
1	1 Vote	Is That Such a Noble Pursuit of Studying Boob-Jiggle
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Blessed Some Zoo Animals May Starve to Death Threatens
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Guys Trying to Turn Into a Hive Mind
1	1 Vote	6 Most Disturbingly Evil Birds Offer
1	1 Vote	Why Screwing the Little Mermaid. NO
1	1 Vote	Eminem Sends a Message About Obesity
1	1 Vote	Hey, It's That Guy... And THAT Much Sand?
1	1 Vote	You Are Definitely Ballin on a Five-Year Hunger Strike Back
1	1 Vote	What's the Word "Employee"

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—	1 Vote	10 Years on Andor
—	1 Vote	Grammy Predictions: Will Madonna Freeze Out the Sun
—	1 Vote	Tesla Is Behind a "Fingerprint"
—	1 Vote	Unelectability Will Be "Deadly"
—	1 Vote	$200,000 Worth of Crystal Methamphetamine in Arabian Sea Turtles