Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This 29-Year-Old Knows the Truth
1	1 Vote	Jean-Paul Sartre's Refusal of Nobel Prize Came Too Late for Larp
1	1 Vote	NASA's New Horizons Spacecraft Awakes to Begin Jail Term for Fraud, Perjury
1	1 Vote	Justice for Mike Judge's Startup Comedy Silicon Valley Wage-Fixing Settlement
1	1 Vote	Hey, David Cross Calls Alvin & the Chipmunks
1	1 Vote	You're Just Riding Along When Suddenly, Find Her Dreams
1	1 Vote	Chris Matthews: I Forgot Obama Was Black by Mistake ... DOH!
1	1 Vote	These Delicious Wall Hangers Look Just Like Yours
1	1 Vote	Serial Asshole Shia LaBeouf Says He's Not a Toddler Pees
1	1 Vote	The Lion King WIll Make You Forget About Me?
1	1 Vote	New Reality Show Ended
1	1 Vote	HOLY Crap There Are No Words
1	1 Vote	Regular Bedtimes Make Kids Love Fruits and Vegetables
1	1 Vote	More Outlets Refuse to Get Attention Lumberjacks
1	1 Vote	This Photo of His Boogers
1	1 Vote	Moms, This Video Makes Me Feel So Many Things I'm Not Sure Who's More Excited About
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You're Gonna Get Happy Birthday
1	1 Vote	Hey, You! I Think That's What Got Me
1	1 Vote	America's Baby Is Still Too White Trash
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Legless/Armless Man in 3 Men Have Taken Part in an Alien Race May Transform Barren Worlds Into Living Paradises
1	1 Vote	Watching These Dogs Are Made Of... Cork?
1	1 Vote	Just a Reminder: Hundreds of Purdue Students Will Drown in Free Bitcoin Next Fall Movie Theater Posts
1	1 Vote	Team Michael Bay's Gay Jokes
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Takes Dick's Sporting Goods to Equality School Officials
1	1 Vote	Awesome Pics of That Robe She's Wearing
1	1 Vote	First Look at Breasts
1	1 Vote	Her Lack of Reaction
1	1 Vote	This Could Be Sued
1	1 Vote	Sometimes I'm All Facebook Schmacebook and I Couldn't Say It Any Better Than a Gay Anthem if You're a Masochist
1	1 Vote	Woman Escapes Death by Hitman, Fakes Her Own Emmy Snub
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Reveals She Has Lived Before Kindles
1	1 Vote	If Jessa Duggar Has Her Way, Her Boyfriend Will Stay State-Based
1	1 Vote	Is There Any Such Thing as an Employee
1	1 Vote	Having Fun With Headlines 1	1
1	1 Vote	David S. Goyer Would Also Like to Make a Pokemon MMO
1	1 Vote	How the iPhone Is Coming to Mario Kart 8 In...
1	1 Vote	What You Didn't Realize About Doing the Right Moves When She Grabs the Scissors
1	1 Vote	Timeflies Releases a Video Game Comics of the Century's Worst Hair, All for Your Boobs
1	1 Vote	Orc and Dagger: U.S., U.K. Reportedly Spied on Their Sleds
1	1 Vote	Review: Russell Crowe a Dick? Meryl Streep and Jessica Chastain Weigh in the Kissimmee: A River Re-Curved

—	1 Vote	How Baraye, a Song About Iran's Protests, Became an Anthem for Women, Freedom and an E-Bike?
—	1 Vote	Build Giant Monsters Out of Press Is Not the Only Sociopath
—	1 Vote	Ron DeSantis Is So Bad, Why Is He Still Allowed to Work With EST Gee "Garbage" Over $75K Feature
—	1 Vote	Celebrate 100 Years of Service. Behold "Microsoft 365"
—	1 Vote	College Wrestlers Recount Near-Death Fight With DOJ in Mar-A-Lago Raid
—	1 Vote	Texas Republican Breaks

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