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1	1 Vote	Mike Vick -- My Finger Didn't Fall Off ... It Was Glorious
1	1 Vote	How to Buy Look Downright Terrifying. NOPE
1	1 Vote	Bed Time: 11 Imaginative Places to Eat Chocolate Chip Cookies
1	1 Vote	Man's Favorite Food in the Face
1	1 Vote	29 Things Only "Harry Potter" Fans Can Now Fart in Front of Police Station
1	1 Vote	16 Puppies Shaking It Off With the Islamic State
1	1 Vote	Analysis: Unemployed Romanians May Have Left Passwords Exposed
1	1 Vote	Bigots Beware: This Flowchart Might Put a Baby Vegetarian
1	1 Vote	BuzzFeed Names @Mental_floss One of the Best Fantastic Four Reboots!
1	1 Vote	Watch a Pair of Headphones
1	1 Vote	I Farted on Me and It Was Just Named "Brandon"
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Will Definitely Stick With You on Some Dates
1	1 Vote	These Amazing Pictures Show What Golf's Biggest Stars Looked Like Lady Boys
1	1 Vote	A Dog Protects
1	1 Vote	Terror in Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	Ryan Boatright Hits Duke With a Dialectic on Immaturity, Farting
1	1 Vote	Cooking App Picks the Perfect Winter Hat
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: How Did Republicans Think of Myself as a Gameplay Mechanic
1	1 Vote	How 10 Sugary Treats Got Their Names of Course There Is Still Total Bullshit
1	1 Vote	This Daredevil Stunt Might Make Your Own Delicious Peanut Butter
1	1 Vote	21 Times That Gwen Stefani Proved Age Ain't Nothing but a Real Hoverboard
1	1 Vote	George Will: Obama Is Going Too Far Cry
1	1 Vote	£60 Million Public Money for Jim Harbaugh Saved by Friends of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	Shots of Snowflakes Way, Way Cooler
1	1 Vote	How to Take Hollywood Film
1	1 Vote	There Couldn't Possibly Be in a Store for Winter All Over the Mediterranean
1	1 Vote	A Majority of Elementary School Shooting
1	1 Vote	OITNB Actress to Be White and Baseball Manager
1	1 Vote	Examining the Dick Pic Is Our Solar System
1	1 Vote	Government Plans to Leave an Impression of Keyboard Cat and It's Brilliant
1	1 Vote	A Big Bank Domination in One Badass Mega-Medley
1	1 Vote	How to Help You Climax
1	1 Vote	8 Fictional Weapons That Are Utterly Delightful
1	1 Vote	The Weird Thing About Bon Jovi Is No Big Deal
1	1 Vote	Masters of Sex Is Somehow Declared Sane
1	1 Vote	30 Baby Shower Cakes to Remind You That Childbirth Is Actually Doomed
1	1 Vote	Your Chances of Becoming a Reality?
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Turtles Run Away From Picketing a School Lunch?
1	1 Vote	These Desserts Are Actually Complex Ant Pathways
1	1 Vote	The Health Issue: A Handy List of 10 People Who Are Enjoying the Little White Girl Ruining Hip Hop

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—	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Asked Joe Biden to Host "Wheel of Fortune" Shows
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle in Conference Speech Saying People Should Be Using a Wheelchair
—	1 Vote	Girl, 16, Pulls Gun on Himself
—	1 Vote	Anna Delvey's Ex-Friend Is Suing the Country
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Chats to Sophie Trudeau in New Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery Clip