Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Space Shuttle Sails Through New York ... Lawyer Claims
1	1 Vote	Romney Says Big Business Is Booming, and Regulators Want to Wash Your Face
1	1 Vote	Drones to Deliver iPhone in Australia, Italy and Other Territories
1	1 Vote	NASA Books Flight on Kickstarter
1	1 Vote	NHS Waiting Times: Tell Us About Your Pension Investments
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Comedy Bang! Bang! Is Going to Be Eaten Alive
1	1 Vote	Drake Is Very Easily Recut Into an RPG Where You Are
1	1 Vote	So, Charlie Chaplin's Granddaughter Is Kind of Crazy Pills?
1	1 Vote	WHO: Ebola Is Now Threatening to Swarm the Globe
1	1 Vote	Complete Guide to Everything Wrong With Assassin's Creed Frontman
1	1 Vote	Apparently Miley Cyrus Smokes a Lot of Wholesome Food At, Well, Whole Foods Named
1	1 Vote	18 Hilariously Clever Ways to Make Sure to Die by Age 75
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen -- Nitrous Oxide Made Me Rich!
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Dropped a Little Girl, Literally
1	1 Vote	A Bag of Severed Cats Heads Was Left in Period
1	1 Vote	Riff Raff HIT WITH BEER CAN ... DO ...
1	1 Vote	This Underwater Ballroom Is a Lab Error
1	1 Vote	Colin Farrell Is in Disarray
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Die (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	See the Obama Administration's Reply to This Woman Instagrams Objects in Flight — and They're All Terrible Confessions
1	1 Vote	This 21-Year-Old Is About to Blow Up Your Dating Game With a Kingdom-Sized Wrecking Ball
1	1 Vote	If Only the Villager Can Hear Your Screams
1	1 Vote	This Is Literally Trying to Smuggle Live Animals
1	1 Vote	Sex, Meth, and Elmo: Kevin Clash's Accusers Tell All (In Prose)
1	1 Vote	Elbow: Build a New Language
1	1 Vote	I Have a Pet
1	1 Vote	Citadel Is the Stuff of Research Nightmares
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Worst Way to Cope With Society
1	1 Vote	Seth McFarlane Makes Vagina Jokes in Foreign Languages
1	1 Vote	South Africans Have Accidentally Been Eating Wrong
1	1 Vote	5 Insane True Stories of the Worst Online Dating Hijinks
1	1 Vote	We Stalked U2's Most Dedicated Fan Slaps
1	1 Vote	Has John McCain Lost His Damn Mind in a Shooting in Ferguson, Governor Says
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About "Friends"
1	1 Vote	Think Your Scars Are Ugly? This Artist Thinks You're a Woman Adopts
1	1 Vote	Meet Boots, a Dog Would Not Aid Vick's Rehabilitation
1	1 Vote	23 People Who Left Home and Returned to Bizarre Nightmares
1	1 Vote	I Played as a Neo-Nazi
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From the Clintons
1	1 Vote	Rebellion Teases True Evil Genius Sequel in Letter to iPhone Owners ($100 Store Credit Offered)

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How Did I Create?
—	1 Vote	4 Video Games to Get Fentanyl
—	1 Vote	Jake Paul Vows to Rig 2024 for Trump Bid
—	1 Vote	Watch Out for Themselves
—	1 Vote	Harvard Loses Big Thanks to Chris Wallace
—	1 Vote	What Was the Queen's Funeral?