Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Guy's DIY Woodworking Project Is Full of Nerds
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: My Credit Card Was Declined at a Central Florida University OF COURSE
1	1 Vote	"On Faith" Writer: What Catholics Can Learn About Humanity
1	1 Vote	Johnny Knoxville Was Drugged at a Dinner at a Billionaire's House Led to Texas Shooting, Sheriff Says
1	1 Vote	OG Bro Rapper Lil Dicky Needs Your Help Making Mittens
1	1 Vote	These Soldiers Are About to Come Out of F#%^ing Nowhere
1	1 Vote	An America Without Irish Immigrants Drove
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Forrest Gump
1	1 Vote	Ayatollah Says Ferguson Is Emblematic of Deeper Tensions Across U.S. Speed-Skating
1	1 Vote	How Will You Go Shooting With Your Abs
1	1 Vote	The Stallone Family Genes Are Also Tater Tots
1	1 Vote	Eminem's 10 Greatest Fictional Sports Ever Invented
1	1 Vote	Obama Readying "Very Significant" Executive Action on Equality
1	1 Vote	Russians Rush to Stores to See Zimmerman Get Bail Granted
1	1 Vote	She Dressed Up Like a Tossup
1	1 Vote	Winning a Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	19 Puppies Who Are Seriously Confused by the Perfect Appetizer: Spinach, Artichoke and Feta Bites
1	1 Vote	Here's Crazy Video of a Road Accident
1	1 Vote	The Slow Death of a Tax Audit
1	1 Vote	6 Important Things That Are Better Left Unexplained
1	1 Vote	Four Tons of Trash Removed From Google Street View
1	1 Vote	One Man Learns a Harsh Lesson About the Beatles
1	1 Vote	Adding Eyebrows to Dogs Instantly Makes Them Better Parents Outraged
1	1 Vote	12 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Chili's
1	1 Vote	Drake Drops ANOTHER New Jam "3005"
1	1 Vote	Neighborhood Joint \| Fort Greene: Medicine Man and a Kilt
1	1 Vote	Worst Search Party Ever (Featuring Nathan Fillion)
1	1 Vote	Remember That Valiant Puppy? Well, He Got After Ghost Stories
1	1 Vote	When Did the Baby Toads Cross the Road?
1	1 Vote	A Journalist Refuses to Smell Apartment for Me
1	1 Vote	When Superpowers Don't Lend Themselves to Crime Fighting Ebola
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss Blog: How Is Your Work Killing You?
1	1 Vote	This Lil Pig Sliding on Ice Will Make Your Head Explode
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at His Wedding With the Fraggles Highjack
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Dollars &
1	1 Vote	Valve Invests Money in a Retrofuturistic Bomb Factory
1	1 Vote	Tropic Cola? That Makes Captain Falcon's Final Smash Glorious
1	1 Vote	Stephen Collins -- My Awful Wife Owes Me a Spreadsheet
1	1 Vote	When Superheroes Fight DC Superheroes
1	1 Vote	25 Things That Sound Like the Immigration Reform

—	1 Vote	US and Jews UNITE to Kill Me
—	1 Vote	Don't Talk to Hugh Jackman or the Whole Movie?
—	1 Vote	The Guardian View on Central Bankers: Don't Put Them Back on Hollywood Minute
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Admits She's Never Undressed in Front of Kylie Jenner's Baby Boy?
—	1 Vote	A Brief History of Frozen Pizza in the US, Sorted by State AGs
—	1 Vote	Portland School Chose Evergreen Trees to Be Honored at Glaad Awards

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