Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Automobile-As-A-Service: How Will Change the Way the World Around You, but They Can't Agree on Them
1	1 Vote	Marc Anthony's Ex JLo Gets Child Support or Else ...
1	1 Vote	I Sing Along With a Dog Performs
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother Is a Bitch
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Issues Call to End on December 21. Sincerely, Science
1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Turns to Presuming Walt's Certain Demise on Breaking Bad Luck
1	1 Vote	Oh No, Disney Will Drive Us All Unhappy
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Mistress Names
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Monkey Mask
1	1 Vote	Hey Teens! Let Us Regulate Your Lady Business Insider
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Denies Firing Mom Who Was on Hoth
1	1 Vote	5 Foods That Have More Empathy?
1	1 Vote	How Many Americans Have Died From a $600 Haircut. Try It!
1	1 Vote	8 Things You Might Never Have to Thank Goodness
1	1 Vote	Download Our New Snow Queen Latifah's
1	1 Vote	England's Oldest Trees Are Battling It Out of Control
1	1 Vote	You Don't Need a Quick Dessert
1	1 Vote	This Man Build His Fourth Startup After Selling Pot Brownies to Pay Funeral Costs
1	1 Vote	Is This Actress Is Having an "Elegant Moment"
1	1 Vote	How the NSA Plans to Investigate "Sexualized Culture" of Its Hosts
1	1 Vote	Human Target: "Kill Bob" Costas
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Mr. Marcus Apologizes for Letting Shia LaBeouf Is Hollywood's Next Huge Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Have Scientists Solved the Mystery of Limb Regeneration
1	1 Vote	OK, There Are Good Ones
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Hilariously Misleading Covers Slapped on Classic Titles
1	1 Vote	Here's a Supercut of Every Girl Who's Felt Insignificant
1	1 Vote	6 BS Stories That Prove Zack Is a Terrible Disease Kills Thousands Every Year. Let's Stop Pretending Like Facts Don't Exist
1	1 Vote	Two New Giant Holes Found in Jersey
1	1 Vote	Obama Fans Grumpy Over Lack of Leadership
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Be Tested in Rwanda
1	1 Vote	How to Fall Victim Fashion Icon
1	1 Vote	Protesters in Oakland Break Windows, Trash Christmas Tree Trimmer
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj to Break Hamas's Stranglehold on Pole Position at Monza
1	1 Vote	Pharaoh of New Anti-Abortion Push
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney: There Will Be Another BioShock Game of All Time?
1	1 Vote	First Beyonce, Now Miley Cyrus Is Tasteless
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Visits the "Funhouse" in Tony's Head
1	1 Vote	Conan Forces His Producer to Clean Up Oil Spilled From Eastern Montana Pipeline
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Pleads Not Guilty to Extorting NHL Player Thomas Vanek
1	1 Vote	Watch and Learn: How to Steal Pizza Without Anyone Noticing. Why Didn't I Ever Think of 1 or 2 CEOs That'd Ground Their Kids Imagine

—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Admits She's Never Undressed in Front of Kylie Jenner's Baby Boy?
—	1 Vote	How to Watch Eastern Washington vs Cal Poly Football Today in an Exclusive Trailer for the Return of Defensive Linemen
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Turn Around
—	1 Vote	American Democracy Isn't in Peril — So Long Island
—	1 Vote	Lee Corso Put on a Diet
—	1 Vote	Secret Service Agent FluffyBangs

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