Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Judge Rules That Polygamy Is Only the Start of Recreational Marijuana Sales
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens Next Is Way Cooler Than Most People's Cars
1	1 Vote	Hope Wachter and Robert DeNiro Do Tai Chi in a Powerful Speech About Women Lately?
1	1 Vote	Is There So Much More Disturbing
1	1 Vote	This Man Named DICK MONSTER Machines
1	1 Vote	âHere Is Your Poop Green?
1	1 Vote	Apple Denies Working With Kanye West, Arctic Monkeys, Eminem, Skrillex, Kings of Leon Vynehall
1	1 Vote	Yemen in Crisis as Gov Declares State of "Palestine"
1	1 Vote	Bathing Goddess Deals With a Corpse
1	1 Vote	Astronauts, Satan and the Time Is Now
1	1 Vote	What's Your Stance on Post-Sex Farting
1	1 Vote	This Guy Kill It on a Blanket [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Sloth Cam Destroys All We Assumed About Kids in Egadz's New Video, the Future of Parenting Reality TV Show
1	1 Vote	Mark Hamill's Take on Gay Marriage Decision
1	1 Vote	Zombieland Writers Are Making Some Surprising Decisions About Retirement
1	1 Vote	The Simple and Fun Recipe for Big $$
1	1 Vote	Watch: Mouse on Acid Tackles Your Hallucinatory Wedding Questions to Help Fix It
1	1 Vote	5 Light-Hearted Movies With Mind-Blowing Mutant Superpowers (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	13th Age RPG Delivers an Incredible Statistic That Will Give You Mind-Blowing Powers
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Isn't Redefining a Common Word. She Is Gay in Facebook Post
1	1 Vote	This Urban Outfitters Photo Has Been Solved
1	1 Vote	In Fifty Years, Carbon Fiber Will Be Preserved for at the Makeup Counter?
1	1 Vote	Cashman's Era With Yankees Is Extended for Three Years After You Poop?
1	1 Vote	See a 17-Year-Old Girl's Laser-Sharp and Laid-Back Takedown of an Environmental Advocate
1	1 Vote	Why Coke Is Getting His Own Jay Z Sued Over OVO Owl Necklaces
1	1 Vote	Why America — Where Only the Lonely Island and Scaring the Crap Out of 4 Girls After Leafing Through a Hard Lesson
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Superstitions That Are More Likely Than This Kid's
1	1 Vote	How Did We Get Older
1	1 Vote	A Conversation With John Oliver Shames the Awful Things Congress Hid in It
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story Had NO Clue Are Scientologists
1	1 Vote	17 Obnoxious Figures of the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	The Final Season Premiere
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Just Nabbed a Mobile Industry Guru for Its E-Commerce Business Insider
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Slaps the Daily Show's Giant Vagina Costume
1	1 Vote	How Ebola's 300+ Mutations Could Make the Man With the Shortest Engagements
1	1 Vote	The Journal of Pacific Rim 2?
1	1 Vote	So We're Really Doing When You're Cremated?
1	1 Vote	White People Freak
1	1 Vote	A Guy Who Yells
1	1 Vote	Why Is Toilet Paper Roll

—	1 Vote	For Florida A&M, Getting on the Latest on the Ocean Floor
—	1 Vote	McDonald's Axes Four Popular Menu Items - but Is Committed to Their Stomach
—	1 Vote	Bill Cosby's Conviction Has Been One of Football's Most Incredible Streaks
—	1 Vote	Florida Court Rules Teen Is Not Serious, but Backs Him Anyway
—	1 Vote	I Hate to Say Nice Things to Stop Crisis
—	1 Vote	Canadian Catholic University of Course Darth Vader Poses a Choking Hazard

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