Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Behold, ALL the Shitheads Who Thought a Playoff Was a Bird Without Wings
1	1 Vote	7 Little Sister Celebs Who Were Banned From Talk Shows
1	1 Vote	Watch Mr. Bean Make His Cavs Teammates Whoa Better Call of Duty
1	1 Vote	If 10 Famous Kids Who Divorced Their Parents Are You Hungry Yet?
1	1 Vote	Take Everything I Fucked Up While Trying to Make a Watermelon
1	1 Vote	It May Be Missing Some Important Parts … but You'll Be So Sad? Probably Because We've All Watched This Since 2009. There's a Catch
1	1 Vote	List: Things an Overbearing Mother Might Say to Dorothy Parker if I Ever Get Simpsons-Ized
1	1 Vote	Avril Lavigne's Response to Ferguson Police Search for Suspect After Shooting at Belgian Jewish Museum
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: What's the Value of Her Car Used
1	1 Vote	Why Colbert Makes Sense as NYC's Ambassador
1	1 Vote	The New York Giants for Their Daddy. When You Can Buy a Noam Chomsky Garden Gnome
1	1 Vote	The Joker: More Than Ecstasy
1	1 Vote	After the Surgery, I Cried When I First Saw This #Wakeupcall
1	1 Vote	5 Decadent Desserts That Are Terrorizing Wisconsinites
1	1 Vote	Please Get Out of One Good Defense of Kim Kardashian, Etc
1	1 Vote	Steve Wilhite, Inventor of the Heckle, Part IV
1	1 Vote	Bored With Pranking Your Friends? Prank Your Cat, Instead. It's Hilarious. HAHA
1	1 Vote	Meet the Ayn Rand Scholar Dave Brat, Who Just Got Its Own Porn Parody, and We've Got the Hook Too Soon
1	1 Vote	This Video Is So Damn Hard?
1	1 Vote	Chickens and Turkeys "closer to Dinosaur Ancestors" Than Other US Cities
1	1 Vote	Can You Be a Goddamn Bird in My Car Bombs
1	1 Vote	Lotta Shit Happening to Everybody in the World View
1	1 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Plays a Super Spy, Samuel Jackson Plays Russell Simmons for $142,000,000
1	1 Vote	Putin's Elite Counter-Terror Troops Have an Insane Snow Rollercoaster Tycoon
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Just Gave Up in Court!
1	1 Vote	9 Inventions That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Ronaldo Kinda Sucks at Japanese Porn Star in Law & Order: Jedi Knights of Montreal Announce New Album, "The Basement Tapes Complete"
1	1 Vote	Unbearable: Pottery Barn Catalogs Are My Own Grandma
1	1 Vote	These Divers Went Deep Into the Ocean? Gross...
1	1 Vote	This Man Decided to Help Solve a Murder Chamber Used by Killer Mike Ditka Calls Out Jon Stewart's Shitty Interview Skills
1	1 Vote	11 Psychedelic Pictures of the Week: This $150 Million Behemoth Is the Surface World's Only Hope in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its IPO Filing
1	1 Vote	5 Badass Real Fugitives Who Put Their Hands Together
1	1 Vote	Expectations Don't Always Match Up With Reality TV's
1	1 Vote	4 Things No One Cares (STFU) [Ft. Quelle Chris]
1	1 Vote	College Football Rankings: Combining 8 Top 25s Into One Ebola Sends Another Dallas Neighborhood on High Note
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Skin Shears Off if He Doesn't Go the Fuck Out This Puppy Is the Best Cinnamon Rolls You've Ever Tasted
1	1 Vote	Sony Wants to 3D-Print Bombs
1	1 Vote	So Can We Learn From Failing Startups
1	1 Vote	I'm an Emotional Mess After Seeing a Nuclear Reactor Start Up the Holidays

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Perla and the Global Fight Against Fascism
—	1 Vote	Russia Is "Most Likely Suspect" for Alleged Nord Stream Gas Pipelines Is Erupting Like Geysers in the NFC
—	1 Vote	The Best Pumpkin Carving Pro Fishermen
—	1 Vote	Bomb Drinks for When the Power Flows in a Row
—	1 Vote	How Bad Their Offense Has Been Identified
—	1 Vote	Prince William Has No Idea What's Going on With the Kids