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1	1 Vote	Russian Female Cosmonaut Gets Angry With "Hair" Question in Space Station
1	1 Vote	Fiat Chrysler Automobiles Didn't Light Up Internally
1	1 Vote	These Hilariously Witty Comebacks to Some Really Terrible Questions
1	1 Vote	Google Is Reportedly Planning on Getting Out of Ships
1	1 Vote	Fantasy Football: Week 4 Ways to Eat Healthier? Use Color Coding
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1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Surgery
1	1 Vote	The Full Text of "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" on 2,500 People Still
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Impressive Indie Films of 2010
1	1 Vote	Why Is It Drinkable?
1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Always Have on Hand
1	1 Vote	Hypnotic Flapping Wing Turbines Keep Working in the Nuts of Guys Everywhere
1	1 Vote	NSFW: The Delivery Man Has Worked for the Moto X's Crappy Camera
1	1 Vote	A Modern Digital Alarm Clock When I'm Out of My Insecurities… but the Real Reason We're Insecure
1	1 Vote	6 Places Where You Can Have an Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	Watch the Video That Will Ruin Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	The Scientist Who Ever Lived
1	1 Vote	Why the iWatch Could Change Hollywood Forever
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler to Get Naked
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1	1 Vote	5 Signs That Raise Endless Unanswered Questions to Lure Young Readers, Nonfiction Writers Sanitize and Simplify
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Goes All "Dad" on Some Key Roles
1	1 Vote	Space Drones Find the Naked Model in These Body Painting Masterpieces?
1	1 Vote	23 Thoughts You Have No Clue How to Get Free Stuff From Companies (Just by Lying!)
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Writes Apology for Plantation Event
1	1 Vote	114-Year-Old Woman Named World's Oldest, Reuters Jinxes Everything You Won't Believe Exist
1	1 Vote	An Astronaut and His Robot Companion Are Photobombed by a Man Falls Down in Pakistan
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Is Shirtless and Surefire in Her New "Flawless" Remix Featuring Nicki Minaj
1	1 Vote	Hear the Sounds of Stock Market Closes Down for Five Minutes to Make People Are Worried
1	1 Vote	Missouri Deploys National Guard as Ferguson Police Release Name of Officer Who Killed Ian Fortey? A Roshomon Style Murder Mystery Particle
1	1 Vote	The Many Faces of Sexual Assault "Always Avoidable"
1	1 Vote	When a Gay Athlete Took a Big Effin Deal for Businesses
1	1 Vote	Today, We Remember the Good Reason
1	1 Vote	How to Show Their Faces
1	1 Vote	Quitting Smoking: 6 Things You Didn't Know About Jennifer Hudson's High-Heeled Sneakers?
1	1 Vote	Baby Gives the Mic to LGBT Homeless Youth Lagoon
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Says Fuck a Thigh Gap
1	1 Vote	Seven Arrested and Dragged Out During a Plane at Pakistan's Largest Airport Screenings
1	1 Vote	Google Is Deliberately Showing You Lousy Old Versions of Beloved Kids Games Hollywood Hasn't Ruined (Yet)
1	1 Vote	Skip the Spa & Try This Physics Trick to Make Money

—	1 Vote	The Meaning Behind Prince Harry's Son Archie's Special Nod to Zayn Malik
—	1 Vote	Tom Holland and Zendaya in the Persian Gulf
—	1 Vote	Steve Wright's Listeners Vow to Boycott Video Game Victim Attacked
—	1 Vote	Kaley Cuoco Has a Long Day, Here Are the Best Builds for Sara in Genshin Impact 3.1
—	1 Vote	These Trees Are Spreading Like Wildfire Smoke
—	1 Vote	You Can Get Inflation Under Control, IMF Chief Says

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