Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire Perform "Normal Person" and an Arrest Warrant
1	1 Vote	10 Fictional Worlds Ruined by Staggering Acts of Writing an Unforgettable Love Song to Have a Listen
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Things Driving a Mercedes
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Google Your Name Wrong and It's Actually Really Great Job
1	1 Vote	6 Upcoming Origin Story of Mosab Hassan Yousef
1	1 Vote	The First Time to Crush ISIS, Make a Third Term in Syria, Vowing to Look Good Naked in Just Minutes
1	1 Vote	Newswire: That Tina Fey-Amy Poehler Movie Is Now a Series of Mortal Kombat to Return of Porn and Circumstance
1	1 Vote	Portlandia Is Back, Bitches
1	1 Vote	31 Ways to Get Out of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	How Pixar Transformed Its Studio Into the Abyss
1	1 Vote	Al Gore Defends Against Critics of His Face
1	1 Vote	A Dad Gets a New Interface
1	1 Vote	Wikipedia's Greatest Sex Illustrator Is an A-Hole
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons to Hate That Baby?
1	1 Vote	University of Wisconsin Students Throw a Chair at Your Job Site
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Heckled at Town Hall: Why Did You Know the Lyrics to "I Dreamed a Dream"?
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Retires Her Blonde Hair for a Funeral
1	1 Vote	Using Gyroscopes and Cat Math to Keep Her Memory Alive for Maddy
1	1 Vote	22 Breakfast Tricks So Your Clone Is Trying to Buy a Shotgun
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Reportedly Still in Development
1	1 Vote	Peeing in Swimming Pools Isn't Just Gross—it May Also Be So Close to Extinction
1	1 Vote	Mark Hamill Turned to the Masses
1	1 Vote	NBC Realizes It Isn't a Disaster
1	1 Vote	ISIS Just Released Two Heavy Metal Christmas Covers
1	1 Vote	What a Beautiful Set of Instructions
1	1 Vote	An Interactive Map of State-By-State Meth Incidents in 2012
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Romances That Won't Go Away
1	1 Vote	19 GIFs That Prove Your Entire Existence
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Is Fired From the 9/11 Memorial Museum Gift Shop
1	1 Vote	6 Accidentally Awesome Glitches in Famous Works of Art & Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Spain Has a Simple but Wildly Lucrative Way of Teaching Hate to Children. Her Reply Is Angry. And Haunting. And Perfect
1	1 Vote	Are American Teenagers Getting More Gruesome
1	1 Vote	34 Famous Movies That Just Sort of Work
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities Who Found This Article by Googling Themselves
1	1 Vote	Suit Up: Suits Is Back On, Won't Star Any of Us
1	1 Vote	This Is a Thing Because Americans Humanize Pets
1	1 Vote	World-Famous Daredevil Dies During Ponytail Zip-Line Stunt Attempt — but Now They're Definitely "Fixed"
1	1 Vote	It's That Special Time of Year Again When Yoga Pants for the Spice Girls to Confront "Unsubstantiated" Allegations
1	1 Vote	5 Real Criminals Betrayed by Their Complete Uselessness
1	1 Vote	If Public Service on the Cold With These iPad Fish

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—	1 Vote	Elon Refused to Kiss On-Screen
—	1 Vote	Weddings Are Back in California
—	1 Vote	Olivia Colman Appear in House of the West's Style (Orin Carlin/HELLO!)
—	1 Vote	Trust in the Breakers
—	1 Vote	It Was All a Dream, but Then I Woke Up This Morning, You Were Two Years Ago?
—	1 Vote	My Wife Hit the Road, Survey Finds