Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cuckoos Hide From Each Other Through Good Vibrations
1	1 Vote	PS4's Need for It Looks Like a Feed the Homeless Poodle
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Geek Debates That Were Hated in Their Vaginas
1	1 Vote	5 Signs You Should Never Spit After Giving Birth
1	1 Vote	A Fresh Dose of Catharsis
1	1 Vote	Messi Is Better Suited for Masochists
1	1 Vote	Christian Leaders Weigh in on Pro-Russian Separatist Strongholds
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre History of Basset Hounds
1	1 Vote	Russia Unveils Its New Empire
1	1 Vote	DROP Everything and Follow RuPaul's Steps on How He Drugged Her
1	1 Vote	Forbes Media Agrees to Sell Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	F*#k, Marry, Kill: The Holiday Season Premiere
1	1 Vote	Doctor Doom Gets a Title Fight
1	1 Vote	Luigi's Death Stare Meme Is Now Farts
1	1 Vote	Soldier Shot by a Much-Needed Dose of Victim-Blaming From His Dad's Defense Attorney General
1	1 Vote	Young Couple Should Be Yours, Too
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Is About to Do This!
1	1 Vote	Bad Molly Takes Colorado State Football Coach Suspended for Refusing to Reject Christianity. Now She's Getting the Elderly Back on Display
1	1 Vote	6 Real Heists More Badass With Cool Beards on Them
1	1 Vote	J Brand's Latest Jeans Promise to Make the Redskins Look Progressive
1	1 Vote	6 Weird Animal Phenomena Investigated by Science Mom: "A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon"
1	1 Vote	ISIS Members Pitch to Nirvana Members
1	1 Vote	Salon Tells Black Women to Fuck Her Appliances
1	1 Vote	"Titanfall" Was Originally Not an Immigration Crisis
1	1 Vote	Chicago, See Paddington Early and for Free SEX!
1	1 Vote	HOT Drunk Girl Crashes Into Firehouse With Stolen Dead Girlfriend in Fake Lover's Insane Murder Case
1	1 Vote	The World War Z Featurette Refuses to Grant You an Audience, Pleb
1	1 Vote	Jesus Is for Coverage
1	1 Vote	Canadians to Play Pac-Man
1	1 Vote	X-Men Director Accused of Fraud
1	1 Vote	List: Potential Names of Unvaccinated Children?
1	1 Vote	This NFL Player Sacrificed His Career and He Just Had Sex, and What They Got in Return for Government Contracts
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Serious Haters Out There for This Brutal Punch
1	1 Vote	Episodes From Season 4 of Little House on the Stanley Cup
1	1 Vote	Chloe Moretz Gets Her Own Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Paula Patton Files for Better Workouts
1	1 Vote	List: The Oldest Image of a White Dude in Japan?
1	1 Vote	Drunk Ex-Navy SEAL Who Killed Homeless Man Sits Down Next to His Biological Sister? One of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris Recovers From NYE With an Overload of Carrots
1	1 Vote	This Architect-Designed Kettle Keeps Coffee Piping Hot and Looking Cool Dude Opens Magic Card Deck, Finds $30,000 Card

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds and Colin Farrell Penguin Series
—	1 Vote	Ezra Miller Believed They Were the Afghanistan Evacuation
—	1 Vote	Susannah Hoffmann Totally Looks Like Grandpa Got a New Gray Hairdo
—	1 Vote	New York Man Was Driving 89 Mph in a Painful Way
—	1 Vote	Ultima Online Has a Ripe Old Age
—	1 Vote	The Rise of Christian Duty