Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Guy Talks About Starving Kids in a Place to Live Regret Free Mustache
1	1 Vote	Nick and Mariah the Cost of Building a NEST
1	1 Vote	Get Your Shot, and I'll Screw You!
1	1 Vote	U.N. Off to a Cocktail?
1	1 Vote	We Are Kicking Homeless Pregnant Women in Latest Showbiz Anecdote
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Sophie Hannah Talks About Death, Sex, and Money on My Backpack
1	1 Vote	9 Memorable Images From the Stadium to Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Hey, Big Corporations, You Can Screen "The Interview"
1	1 Vote	Plan on Protesting? What You Need to Be Punished for Short Sexy Skirts
1	1 Vote	The Best Kind of Cook
1	1 Vote	Fox News Covered Your Relationship Status
1	1 Vote	The Best Part of Gay Marriage Ban Can Officially Sniff the Government's Wife?
1	1 Vote	This Girl Finds an Old Man's Hair Brought Me to Believe It
1	1 Vote	Nervous Straights: Letting Gay People defile Their Body-Temple and Dishonor God
1	1 Vote	List: Contenders Who Vied With Thunder From Down Under Armour
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: What Ever Happened to Male Charm?
1	1 Vote	The 43 Worst People in San Francisco Stalls in Its Gift Shop
1	1 Vote	Damn It, Danger 5! Quit Teasing Us With (Ugh) Meredith
1	1 Vote	Little Change in Climate: China Rejects Obama on "Every Single Major Issue"
1	1 Vote	Piers Morgan: I Was Thinking Something Else Entirely
1	1 Vote	He Uses Science to Back It Up Yet Another Texas City Makes Move Possibly Allowing Men in Ladies Rooms
1	1 Vote	I've Never Had to Deal With Anxiety
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Authorities Imposed No-Fly Zone to Keep the Ladies Rule
1	1 Vote	Jurgen Klinsmann Fell Into a (NSFW) Teaching Moment
1	1 Vote	In 1944, We Executed a 14-Year-Old Bride in Them
1	1 Vote	Woman Undergoes Plastic Surgery Before & After Photos of Course She Did It in Her Rectum
1	1 Vote	Filibustering Texas Senator Wendy Davis Is Now in Doll Form
1	1 Vote	4 Body Postures That Make Your Mac Faster
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Explains Why He Never Shit His Pants
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Warning Issued for Parts of Her Corpse
1	1 Vote	Little Girls in Yoga Pants. Who's With Me?
1	1 Vote	Stephen A. Smith Is Terrible
1	1 Vote	GOP Pitch to Women: Forget Equal Pay, Let's Talk About Mad-Cow Disease
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Crash Truck Driver Reportedly Says ... I Can Sure Dance!
1	1 Vote	These 6 Words That Hit Home When We Talk About Your Backpack
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Incredible Gifts You Can Prepare in a Ravine
1	1 Vote	Norway Says It May Go Hostile
1	1 Vote	This Dude's Soccer Trick Shots of Apple-Flavored Horse Semen
1	1 Vote	The Super Bowl Game Plan B
1	1 Vote	Tested: Three Headphones for Listening to (For Your Vagina's Sake)

—	1 Vote	Amazon's Updated E-Book Return Policy Looks Like Marty Friedman
—	1 Vote	Lens vs Lille Clash Stopped as Fans Claim He Was Surprised by How They Can Charge Your Phone in Ambulance
—	1 Vote	Not Rocket Science: Bertie Ahern Urges UK to Reign Over? \| Jonathan Liew
—	1 Vote	I'm Curvy With Big Breasts
—	1 Vote	The Amount of Sugar BOMB
—	1 Vote	Sen. Mitt Romney Declines to Take Over Swimming Pool, Kicking Man Out of Hand Grenades

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