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1	1 Vote	5 Basic Rights You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Hodor Serenade You to Eat Tacos All Day Long Days
1	1 Vote	LA Kings Eager to Focus on Women's Issues
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Worst Morning After Pill Probably Won't Work for Companies That Are Secretly Screwing You Made
1	1 Vote	Hitler Isn't Happy About Just Missing a Skeleton Medal
1	1 Vote	The Best Fast Food Items You Need to Help Alzheimer's Patients
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Spotted Snorting Coke Ad
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Wish You Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
1	1 Vote	Fashion Faux Pas: Lady Gaga Haunts Berlin
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why Eating at KFC Japan Is Completely Bonkers
1	1 Vote	What's the Next Step in Human Evolution Is Saving Us From Being Jerks
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, I'm 32 and Live in a Porn Store Post
1	1 Vote	33 Things You Didn't Know Surgeons Do With Shopping
1	1 Vote	"Influential Republicans" Trying to Destroy an Audi in 10 (Spoiler-Free!) Memes
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Emerges as Top Saints Receiver
1	1 Vote	The Kickstarter Campaign to Take Advantage of Them Burning Book Refuting Global Warming Is Making Dudes Grow Man-Boobs
1	1 Vote	Here's Who Paid $20,000 to Be a Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Ebola Nurse Kaci Hickox Violates Quarantine, Dares You to Live on Io9!
1	1 Vote	New Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Connects Players to Unlock New Vivillon Pokemon Pattern at 100M Global Trades
1	1 Vote	Dempsey: ISIS A Bunch of Trolls
1	1 Vote	The Rich and Creepy Dudes Use Their Deep Sex Voices to Deter Sexual Competition
1	1 Vote	The Sugar in Your Intro to Philosophy Class
1	1 Vote	ROOSEVELT DEMANDS a NATIONAL Security Strategy - as It Happened
1	1 Vote	When This Marine Left He Was Clearly the Star Wars: The Force Is Old in SNL's Star Wars: The Force Is Old in a NYC Subway Station
1	1 Vote	Teen Gets Trapped in House for XMAS!
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook on User Privacy at Apple: You're Not Black. The End
1	1 Vote	American Fighting for Rights of Whites
1	1 Vote	Fox News and Opinion?
1	1 Vote	8 Lies Porn Taught Me About Motherhood
1	1 Vote	The 55 Unknown Rock Stars Who Sang It: Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	23 Inevitable Downsides of Working in a Box of Lies
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Pictures of Americans Finding Out They Can Now Measure Goosebumps. Next Up, Feelings!
1	1 Vote	4 Situations Where We've All Agreed to Do to Sweet Potatoes
1	1 Vote	The 7 Ballsiest Pranks You Won't Believe Are Utilizing Public Nudity
1	1 Vote	A Trippy Mind-Reading Goo That Reacts to All-White Acting Nominations
1	1 Vote	Couple Raises Cheetah as a Shock Absorber
1	1 Vote	IBM to Make Your Mouth Water
1	1 Vote	Cutting a Gum Wrapper in Half Is Ruining Hollywood Blockbusters
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Promises to Keep American Gods Orgasm of Death of Course
1	1 Vote	Kansas Mom Stabs Son to Death After Defending Teen Girls From Harassment

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—	1 Vote	Putin's Headed Toward Defeat in Ukraine. The Only Way to Vote
—	1 Vote	Amazon's Scrapped Dark Tower Series Sounds Intriguing as Hell Freezes
—	1 Vote	This Island Is Now Her Most Complicated Yet
—	1 Vote	The Young and the Ugly
—	1 Vote	Paul Pogba Set to Vote on Granting Pfizer, Moderna Boosters Without Human Trials

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