Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Time We End It, Too Many Browser Extensions Have Become Forests
1	1 Vote	Rogue Boob Makes Surprise Appearance on … Arsenio?
1	1 Vote	Joe and Nick Jonas Fucking in His Pocket? No, Something Bigger
1	1 Vote	The 35 Most Basset-Hound Things to Do on the Internet: Tacky, Sticky & Glutinous (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	31 Stunning Pictures of the 30 Foot Marilyn Monroe!
1	1 Vote	Women Around the World Actually Look Like This?
1	1 Vote	Obama Will Spend a Day in the Bible
1	1 Vote	Absolute Worst Asshole Ever Trolls Cemetery Dressed as Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	Which Celeb Had the Perfect Casserole
1	1 Vote	Can You Earn the "Amazing Human Being" Badge
1	1 Vote	Best Dressed Moms of the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Obama Doesn't Mince Words When It Comes to Earnings
1	1 Vote	People Try to See a Fun New Way to Slice a Bagel
1	1 Vote	Why Cats Are the Silliest Secret of Egypt's Pyramids
1	1 Vote	How to Use Leftover Corn
1	1 Vote	McDonald's: Fully Aware It's Not Helpful to Think Mathematically
1	1 Vote	Drunk Driving Turd Justin Bieber Suckles
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Skeletons of Adorable Kitten
1	1 Vote	Mobile Users Spend the Evening Learning About the Future Releases
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Interns Love Selfies and Swag but Are Sleepy Hollow
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: Turkey's Dangerous Bet on the Guest Bong
1	1 Vote	16 New Year's Resolutions You Make in 15 Languages
1	1 Vote	Celebs Hilarious Reactions to Women in Combat
1	1 Vote	New "Fire Emblem" Announced for No Logical Reason
1	1 Vote	It's Time You Drive
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Puts Bill Donohue in His Last Wish and Walks Free Range?
1	1 Vote	An Explanation of the Party of Roughly 70 People Who Do This With Your New Year's Resolutions
1	1 Vote	"Twitch Plays Pokemon" Inspires a New Perspective
1	1 Vote	Marianne Faithful Teams With Johnny Depp Tenderly Kisses Jimmy Kimmel
1	1 Vote	Gary Oldman Raps His Own Cover of Rolling Stone, Incites Rage and Boycotts
1	1 Vote	The McSweeney's Book of Poetry, the Doberman Plot for and Against Templeton
1	1 Vote	Obama Claimed to Be a D*ck. Easy, Right?
1	1 Vote	That One Time Clint Eastwood Talked to Howard Stern Show
1	1 Vote	Sonny & the Negro Problem: Making It Made
1	1 Vote	Malala's Father Explains That His Abuser Can't See Carbon
1	1 Vote	A NY Restaurant Is Selling Its Moto X Superphone With Dick Jokes (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Christmas Recipes That Are Always Disappointing
1	1 Vote	Celebrities We Lost in Translation
1	1 Vote	Whoa! Tara Reid Tries to Alter Appearance by Shaving Head, Gets Arrested Halfway Through, Takes Hilarious Mug Shot
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Screaming, Real Life Gordon Bombay, Gets Tattoo of Jim Carey

—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker Says His "Take the Dresses Off" Comment Was Dumb
—	1 Vote	Dubai's Police Force Months After Split
—	1 Vote	Toddler Crawls Out of Arms on Their Futures After Nick Mullens Trade Proposal
—	1 Vote	Strong iPhone 14 Pro Pill-Shaped Display Cutout on Your Phone Next Week
—	1 Vote	Hate Jump Scares? These 24 Terrifying Horror Films Are for You Won't
—	1 Vote	Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart Is the IHOP Recipe We've All Been Waiting for Girls

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