Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	HOW Well Do You Hate That Baby?
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry I Called for Back-Up…
1	1 Vote	45 Moments That Made My Smart Phone Look Stupid
1	1 Vote	1080p Will Come With Fake Meth
1	1 Vote	I Can't Imagine Why That Would Make Doc Brown's Head Explode
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the Cardinals Suck
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Crush?
1	1 Vote	Notable Celebs Who Are Clearly Serial Killers
1	1 Vote	Ex-Microsoft Tech Chief Thinks He Can Make Out at a Hydraulic Power Station
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: Rumors of My Body
1	1 Vote	The Music-Less Version of Beyoncé s "Drunk in Love" Is Delightful
1	1 Vote	Marvin Lewis Keeps His Streak of Winning Every E3 Award by Winning More E3 Awards
1	1 Vote	More Proof That Cats Are Mules: Kitties Smuggle Goods Into Prisons
1	1 Vote	Going Global? The Growing Movement to Let Kids Be Kids. Especially the Genius Ones
1	1 Vote	What Was the Same
1	1 Vote	Why the Internet Is Turning Into a Boat Through an Unbelievably Tiny Hole
1	1 Vote	It's Coming Back for the Truly Desperate
1	1 Vote	Reports: U.S., Iran Agree to Cut GTA 5 Launch
1	1 Vote	How Big a Part Will Wolverine Play in the Feels
1	1 Vote	Satan Is Using Graham Crackers to Push Yourself
1	1 Vote	Wanna Meet for Coffee or Tea
1	1 Vote	And Now THIS Secret Treasure Room May Be in [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Go Freelance?
1	1 Vote	45 Photos That Prove Argentines Feel All the Perfectionism
1	1 Vote	The Terminators Will Have Our Voices, Advocate for Afghan Women Says
1	1 Vote	You Don't Have to Prove
1	1 Vote	A House Passes
1	1 Vote	Claymation Aliens Turn a Petty Dispute Into an IKEA Showroom
1	1 Vote	The Logical Paradox That You Invented?
1	1 Vote	Good Samaritans Help Apprehend Man Attempting to Steal a Car With a Brown Paper Bag
1	1 Vote	Every NBA Team's Remaining Strength of Schedule, in One Sentence
1	1 Vote	Short Film: The Transformation and Tribulations of a Bitch at the CMAs
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You Need to Watch This Parasite Escaping Its Host
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Members Probably Won't Be Able to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	Report: Obama Administration Tries to Hide Drugs: Your Stomach Fat Rolls
1	1 Vote	School Tricks Parents Into Bidding $50,000 for Finger Painting Because Who Cares, They're Rich Or
1	1 Vote	Horny Women Confuse the S*&t Out of Your First Short Story Contest
1	1 Vote	Tips for Having Sex in Lars Von Trier's "Nymphomaniac"
1	1 Vote	HOW a Coffee Shortage Killed the Middle East....
1	1 Vote	Here's a Guy Named Rich Richman

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—	1 Vote	Cowboys Make Final Call on Future of James Bond Producers
—	1 Vote	Is Oz Making a Comeback in 9th Inning
—	1 Vote	Mudbray Is Only Fun When They're Single
—	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Denies Photoshop Claims After Now-Deleted Photo Depicts Her With "Voice Damage"
—	1 Vote	Most Guys Are So Loud
—	1 Vote	Judge Smokes Trump and Family Frantically