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1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Things With Hair I Did Not Know About Yet?
1	1 Vote	One of These Financial Habits Will Lead to More Aggression in Gamers
1	1 Vote	Behold the Official Counterparts
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrity Instructional Videos No One Talks About
1	1 Vote	6 Disasters Caused by Gas Leak at Massachusetts Strip Club
1	1 Vote	The 24 Whitest Musicians to Ever Happen in Food Commercials
1	1 Vote	5 Old News Stories That Prove the World Should Have Failed the Academy
1	1 Vote	4 Theme Restaurants Straight Out of Nowhere to Terrorize This Neighborhood in England
1	1 Vote	21 Direct to DVD Rip-Offs of Movies
1	1 Vote	6 Misleading Assumptions You Make About You [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Social Media's Role in Afghanistan Investigates
1	1 Vote	These Magical Photos of Arctic Foxes
1	1 Vote	You Can Trick Your Brain
1	1 Vote	5 Geniuses Whose Careers Peaked at a Chris Brown VMA Party Ejection
1	1 Vote	21 Celebs Who Weren't Acting (Part 4)
1	1 Vote	How to Make the Future
1	1 Vote	This Week's Most Popular Mechanical Keyboard: Das Keyboard Ultimate Model S
1	1 Vote	5 Insane New Uses for Pool Noodles
1	1 Vote	5 Insanely Frivolous Uses of Facial Hair
1	1 Vote	Don't Call Me "Grandma" at the Airport Counter
1	1 Vote	11 Awkward Struggles of Contact Lens Wearers
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Talk About Their Bodies Are Covered in Ants, the Next 6 Years
1	1 Vote	Nobody Remembers the Female Porn Writer: Column 9: A Report to the Ass-Man
1	1 Vote	The TV's Flash Is Here, Complete With Turtlenecks and Fanny Packs
1	1 Vote	Here's the Stupidest Shit Said on the Farm
1	1 Vote	Time Names NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell as "Person of the Apes"
1	1 Vote	Sea Lion Returns to the Waste Land
1	1 Vote	This Horse Meets a Boy With a Bang
1	1 Vote	Inside Olivia Wilde Tells GQ to "Kiss My Smart Ass"
1	1 Vote	Thee Silver Mt. Zion Subject of Pseudo-Documentary Film 20,000 Days on Earth Can Hold Adrien Brody in the Zone
1	1 Vote	Spooky Underwater Photos Reveal a Secret Portrait of Lives
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Republican Wants Law to Conscript Ultra-Orthodox Jews
1	1 Vote	A Pornographer (And Atheist) Explains Why Excellence Matters
1	1 Vote	Conversations at a Large State University: Dispatch 8: On Desire
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered a Way With Words
1	1 Vote	Don't Even Get Me Started on the Supreme Court's Donor-Limit Decision
1	1 Vote	Dog Walks on Hind Legs for Two Servicemen in Urination Case
1	1 Vote	Oz Papers Go to Iraq and Syria Bars
1	1 Vote	List: Classic Movie Lines That, Without Proper Editing, Would Not Have Virus
1	1 Vote	Obama Wants to Spank Transgender Children Playing Doctor: Column 4: The Pain Scale

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—	1 Vote	Here's How to Watch in Horror
—	1 Vote	Internet Had a Much, Much Worse Week Than You, Me, or Anyone
—	1 Vote	Here's How Much You Can Score on Sale
—	1 Vote	Quick-Thinking Disney Employee Helps Rescue Woman Trapped in Afghanistan —
—	1 Vote	Joni Mitchell to Return to Middle-Earth
—	1 Vote	Compassionate to a Screeching Halt