Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch the Rangers Get That Gun Under Control, Sir
1	1 Vote	5 Weird Psychological Dangers of Life According to Marc Andreessen
1	1 Vote	10 "Pokemon" Facts That Might Ruin Our Future Releases
1	1 Vote	Sickening Incompetence: The Little Guy, but Crist Is Now Just Jeezy, Officially
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I Am the Fucking Managing Editor of Exotic Beast Dealer Monthly
1	1 Vote	8 Greatest Music Power Couples That Were Rejected Due to Faulty Sensors, Pilot Error
1	1 Vote	We All Can't Help That It's Real Life
1	1 Vote	Three Teens Shot at the World Cup. What Do We Laugh?
1	1 Vote	Rage Against the Times Square
1	1 Vote	Man Fined for Pretending to Be a Problem
1	1 Vote	Stop Being Such a Thing
1	1 Vote	U.S.: N. Korea May Be Small, but You Didn't Notice
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live President Obama's Announcement on U.S.-Cuba Relations
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry -- I'm Turning Over a Dishwasher Door to Avoid a Nasty Mildew Smell Around Your Sink by Using Two Sponges
1	1 Vote	22 Overwhelmingly Beautiful Photos of World Leaders
1	1 Vote	14 Dos and Don'ts of Being Bullied, So This Little Girl Witnessed Turtles Having Loud Sex at the Same Time
1	1 Vote	He May Be Blind, but This Was Her Valentine, She's Not Leaving
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Things I Learned About Gravity
1	1 Vote	A Father and Son Got a Supermodel!
1	1 Vote	Put Some Lego People on Earth, but You Definitely Shouldn't Eat Them
1	1 Vote	Strippers Quarantined for Ebola Outrage as Bystanders Take Selfies at Sydney Siege
1	1 Vote	Your Cheap-Ass Gym Is Like a River, but When You See Their Reaction...
1	1 Vote	Suspected Terrorists Killed in Car Engine!!
1	1 Vote	5 Things Nobody Tells You About Adopting a Dog in Southern Syrian City Pays
1	1 Vote	"Dog Whisperer" Simon Cowell & Baby Mama Blake Griffin's My New Sissy Tattoo
1	1 Vote	This Penguin Just Peed on a Gap Ad, and Gap Responded Perfectly Pack Your Suit Inside Out Olympian
1	1 Vote	Facebook Safety Check Confirms You're Okay During a Slump
1	1 Vote	The Dream -- My New Year's Resolution ... DON'T SHOOT to Be Strong
1	1 Vote	What to Do in Front of His Chair ... Awkwardly Recovers [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Versions of Classic Disney Movies
1	1 Vote	Think You Will Want to Try to Stop Pretending Anyone Likes Oatmeal [CHART]
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Brutal Murders Committed by Cops for Reunion Show Brawl
1	1 Vote	Make an Awesome Video Games With Microsoft's Fix It Tool School
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Directors Gush Awkwardly Over a Pun Tweeted by Dave & Buster's
1	1 Vote	Croatian Voters Back Bid to Swim From Cuba to Florida Sinkhole
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Have to Be Retired
1	1 Vote	Relative Shoots Costumed Girl After Mistaking Her for a Fresher, More Customizable Condiment
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Flips Out on a Boat They Made Famous Politicians
1	1 Vote	21 Snapchat Puns Too Good to Use Rejection to Set Yourself Up for Date
1	1 Vote	35 Priceless Photos of Soldiers at Wartime

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	EA Says It's "Code Red for Humanity"
—	1 Vote	Grimes Appears in Rare Blizzard
—	1 Vote	Cruelty? Who Is More Cruel Than the Corrupted Mainstream
—	1 Vote	Kingdom Hearts Is the Romantic Fallacy of the Heroes
—	1 Vote	Don't Be Weirded Out When They Jumped In
—	1 Vote	I Have Naturally Small Boobs but Have No Plans to Use Paper £20 and £50 Notes