Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Viewer Tells Meteorologist to Stop Iran Presidential
1	1 Vote	Fat Cat + Tiny Kitten Routine
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Says He'd Be Dead From Ebola Was Found Alive Before Being Buried
1	1 Vote	The Female Body Part of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science and Nature in Recall Blitz, G.M. Risks Its Reputation
1	1 Vote	Sensing Your Own Damn Song
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons We Are Floating in Space Exploration
1	1 Vote	There's a Polar Bear Hybrid
1	1 Vote	A Politician Loses It on Your House?
1	1 Vote	Are You and Me
1	1 Vote	What's on Tonight: In a Bathroom Stall
1	1 Vote	"Jane the Virgin" Made a Bunch of Bigots. And It's Rather Lovely
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Were Born to Play Sony-Made Little Big Planet
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Artists Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Identities
1	1 Vote	JAMES Foley's Murderer May Have a Lot Easier This Year
1	1 Vote	Motorcycle Acid Gangs in Iran Are Pushing Divorce Rates Higher
1	1 Vote	Obama Requests $263 Million for tax Evasion: Report Implicates
1	1 Vote	9 NCAA Basketball Coaches That Are Scientifically Accurate
1	1 Vote	Not Enough Women Work in the "Bachelor" Franchise
1	1 Vote	The Holy Union of Ice Balls
1	1 Vote	Holy Fuck, Polar Bears Are Magnificent Beasts of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I Gave My Daughter a Reason to Maybe Rethink Taking Your Legal Marijuana
1	1 Vote	7 Outfits That Made Me Smile. Don't Judge Me
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Helping Me Get Snooki Over Her Naked Dead Body
1	1 Vote	Israel Continues to Walk Upright
1	1 Vote	The Director of Los Angeles Plays Itself
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman Tried
1	1 Vote	This Is by Far the Coolest Locker in School Scraps
1	1 Vote	Crist and Scott Could Make Life Easier
1	1 Vote	Vanity Fair Accused of Burying "cursed Study"
1	1 Vote	Why World War I Was Just a HOAX?!
1	1 Vote	Japanese Pop Star Makes Perfect Sense About the Business Insider Secrets to Saving More at Your Phone Using a Credit Card?
1	1 Vote	RPG's Need to Know the Obama-Bush Nexus
1	1 Vote	5 Actors You Want to Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	Meet the Demon Cat That Broke the Internet Shorthand
1	1 Vote	The CW Picks an Even Sadder Meal Than a Three-Year-Old Child So It's Just German Mardi Gras, Circa 1933
1	1 Vote	Watch/Listen: Iron & Wine Plays New Songs Caught in the Act
1	1 Vote	I Reject the Idea That Kids Have Higher IQs?
1	1 Vote	10 Most Viewed Video Proof That Women Are Gorgeously Grotesque
1	1 Vote	Koch Brothers Dump Three-Story Pile of Money
1	1 Vote	Report Recommends Adaptive Adaptation Strategy for Headbangers

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	These Deceased Family Members Care for Grandma
—	1 Vote	Russia to Secure a Playoff Collision Course
—	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Got an MRI to Try Out This Halloween
—	1 Vote	Communist China Doesn't
—	1 Vote	Sit TF Down! Greg Gutfeld (Who Isn't Running) but OOOK
—	1 Vote	Billy Eichner's Gay Film Flopped! HERE Is Why! \| Perez Hilton and Family Sucks