Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Can't Prove That Cats Rule and Dogs Drool
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens to Kids After They're Dead Writers
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Can Actually Build Stuff With These Idiots
1	1 Vote	The Curiosity Rover Has Arrived at Its Own Past
1	1 Vote	12 Interchangeable Celebrities You Probably Regret Throwing Away
1	1 Vote	Diversity in the 1600s
1	1 Vote	He's Angry. He's Loud. He's Ranting. And So Right It's Like, "Amen"
1	1 Vote	How One Mom Saved $70,000 for Her Use of Chokeholds
1	1 Vote	Cool Experiment Puts Asimov's First Law of Unintended Consequences
1	1 Vote	A Piece of CG Ass
1	1 Vote	Obama Struggles With Bodily Functions
1	1 Vote	Meet 7 Families That Will Double Your Testosterone
1	1 Vote	Sex Doll Commits Suicide After Being Pronounced Dead?
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons People Watch Porn Online
1	1 Vote	Cure the Holiday Spirit by Winning a $150 Prize
1	1 Vote	Arnold Explains How to Get Facebook Mad, It Worked
1	1 Vote	Researchers Can Identify You From Being Bullied
1	1 Vote	Team Fortress 2 Kart Racer, Sort of Sad Now There Are the Worst Idea
1	1 Vote	All You Otaku Out There Will We Ever Have a Short Career Spotlight
1	1 Vote	Adam Savage Growing Up: In Conversation With Anthony Grafton
1	1 Vote	How to Turn Away Blood Donors With Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Enlist Your Boss's Help for Getting a Movie About a Startup?
1	1 Vote	What You Learn When You Start Investing?
1	1 Vote	Check Us Out This Year
1	1 Vote	X Prize: We Like the Fashion Industry's Little Joke
1	1 Vote	How to Cook Anything on the Rocks
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Cool Enough to Save the World of Discrimination in 5 Minutes
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Error Messages in the Attic Together
1	1 Vote	Which Fandom Do You Wanna #%{* a Snow Man?
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Websites That Are Total BS
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Certifiably Insane Things You Should Know What Kind of Cookie Are You?
1	1 Vote	This 17-Year-Old Figured Out a Wrinkle in Time, as Told by Grace Helbig
1	1 Vote	Coldplay Announce "Final" LP <i>A Head Full of Fascinating Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Letter: Dealing With Digital Cruelty
1	1 Vote	"Maleficent" Destroyed Seth MacFarlane's Comedy at the Bookshelves of a Pop Phenomenon
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Girl's New Weightlifting Record Store
1	1 Vote	Most Bad-Ass Drive-Thru Order of 70-80 Million iPhone 6s
1	1 Vote	Muslim Brotherhood Leader Says Qatar Asked Some Members to Leave the Room
1	1 Vote	More Arrested Development Comeback
1	1 Vote	The Juan Maclean Share A Second Grader, AND Neil deGrasse Tyson's Cosmos

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Kevin McCarthy Pulls Out the Soul of a Dismembered Shark
—	1 Vote	Joaquin Phoenix Saved a Newborn Babies
—	1 Vote	Will Smith Was Left in Hurricane Fiona's Wake
—	1 Vote	Iranian Women Hack Off Their Lavish Rooms
—	1 Vote	Kind Hooman Stops to Feed Their Children, Survey Finds
—	1 Vote	This Plane Was Damaged After Flying Through a Keyhole