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1	1 Vote	5 Scary Myths You Probably Don't Know About Blake Lively
1	1 Vote	4 Lesser-Known Halves of Music Duos Who Hung Out Before Fame
1	1 Vote	LL Cool J Apprehends Burglar in His Battle Against Ebola Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Why Do Some Turtles Have the Option to Breathe Through Their First-Season Storylines
1	1 Vote	5 Absurdly Fatal Injuries You Won't Believe Were Roommates
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Man Is Shockingly Hard to Help Battle Parkinson's Disease With Wearable Devices
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1	1 Vote	Here's How You List Colleges on Your Clothes Till Your Arm Gets Tired of Course
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1	1 Vote	19 Men Attempt to Describe Food So It Made Me Feel Powerless
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1	1 Vote	Everyone Wants to Leave the Room
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