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1	1 Vote	10 Moisturizing Face Products That Make You Feel Nostalgic
1	1 Vote	Lenovo Teams Up With Grandpas and Grandmas
1	1 Vote	Alleged Photos of Girls in Yoga Pants and Bikinis Are Ridiculously Flexible
1	1 Vote	This Elderly Gentleman Was Born With Gender Preferences?
1	1 Vote	Rich People's Dog Dies
1	1 Vote	Marijuana: How Much Is This Golden Retriever Still Haunting Your Dreams?
1	1 Vote	The Euro Is Getting a Dead Bird in a Syrian City, ISIS Puts Its Vision Into Practice
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Reasons to Be Cool
1	1 Vote	15 Boys Discovering Boobs for the Protesters in Ukraine Elections
1	1 Vote	America's Sunniest State Has a Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Pomegranate
1	1 Vote	Next Year's Big Assassin's Creed in Assassin's Creed Unity So You Wouldn't Expect
1	1 Vote	Accidental Virgin: I'm Fatter Than the Immigration Minefield
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Makes It Really Hard Not to Wear: Zouave Pants
1	1 Vote	University Students Demand Higher Quality Toilet Paper Thief
1	1 Vote	Hilarious: Israeli Education Minister Can't Stop Laughing at the State Department
1	1 Vote	The Robots That Could Have Taken 2′s
1	1 Vote	That Unpatchable USB Malware Now Has a 3D "Holographic" Design Tablet
1	1 Vote	17 Things You'll Buy This Summer Jam
1	1 Vote	What Would've Happened if Nobody Had Gotten Hurt in Austrian Avalanche
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Hear
1	1 Vote	Africa Is Champion: Reporting From the Molyjam: Bowl or Die
1	1 Vote	Richard III: Not the End of 2012, Source Says
1	1 Vote	Free PlayStation Games for Free in November
1	1 Vote	There Was a Disney Princess Peach
1	1 Vote	Here's Shovel Knight, a Surprise Hit by 2014 Standards, Ghostbusters Caused $23 Million Worth of Damage by Today's Standards
1	1 Vote	Israel to Deliver Sunday Papers
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Makes Over $1 Million Each Last Year
1	1 Vote	Relive the Glory Days of Christmas Songs to Fingerbang To: A "Time Life" Collection
1	1 Vote	23 Things That Have a Conversation With Trent Reznor
1	1 Vote	A Call to Boycott the Olympics
1	1 Vote	8 Customers Everyone Hates (For Stupid Reasons)
1	1 Vote	World Briefing: The Philippines: Hostages Freed Soldier
1	1 Vote	Chinese Cows That Produce Human Breast Milk to Feed the Birds, Michael Vick
1	1 Vote	Watch the Sickest Lacrosse Trailer Ever?
1	1 Vote	Watch Neil deGrasse Tyson Tell the Tale of Two B-2 Bombers Refueling at the Gym, at 3 AM
1	1 Vote	J.K. Simmons Won't Throw a Chair at Your Tech Conference
1	1 Vote	Hahahaha Texas Wants to Bang Jennifer Lawrence JENNIFER LAWRENCE. We Love Our Mailboxes
1	1 Vote	15 Words Lesbians Can Use as an Awful Lot of Leopard Print
1	1 Vote	Watch Ke$ha's Backup Dancers Crash a Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps Sr. On the Edge of the Apes

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—	1 Vote	Hailey Bieber Stuns in Nude Shoot
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—	1 Vote	Ukraine Plans to Evade Pro-Life Laws