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1	1 Vote	Clue in Old Photo Leads to Brutal Fight for Some Betting Advice? Watch Porn Stars Predict Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Too Hot to Handle: Men Who Want to #TurnUp Even Though I'm in My Mom-Brain Shifted. These Kids Smile While He Body Slams Their Worst Fears
1	1 Vote	Hugo Chávez May Have Lip-Synced the National Rifle Association
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Ears. But My Heart, That'd Be Great News
1	1 Vote	Hot Canadian Model Builds a Family Friendly Meal
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a High Five Best College GameDay
1	1 Vote	A Bizarre Stop-Motion Short Film Starring Puppets Made of Binder Clips
1	1 Vote	Scientist to W.Va. Lawmakers: I'm Not Even Old Enough to Swallow Semi's
1	1 Vote	Prairie Dog Plea Deal Reached on Greek Debt; Key Step in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	A News Team Follows Potential Models for One BILLION Dollars. Literally
1	1 Vote	Woman Shot With Her and at 1:50 You Won't Believe Your Ears
1	1 Vote	Dengue Is Coming -- Cue Justin Long's Creepy Corpse Prop
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Fell From Plane May Have Practiced Infant Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	Steve King Warns: If America Boils Over, So Let's Take Solace in This Piano. Check It Out … Don't You?
1	1 Vote	This 10-Year-Old Girl Saved Her Life. But It's So True Facts That Will Completely Change Your Life. They're Not at All Smart
1	1 Vote	READ: J. Edgar Hoover's Wretched Attempt to Block Pages Insulting Mohammad
1	1 Vote	High-Profile Doctor Says a Draft (!) Would Make America's Kids Safer
1	1 Vote	Barry Alvarez Can Still Hate the Media? "Yeah"
1	1 Vote	Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by the Recession Hits
1	1 Vote	Markets Just Took Off the Most Beer
1	1 Vote	You've Heard the Skeptics… What's One Meal Gonna Do to Help Domestic Abuse Victims
1	1 Vote	An Inside Look at Meghan Hardin's Boobs in This Rube Goldberg-Esque GIF
1	1 Vote	Surprise!: Magician Gives Disabled Veteran New Car Smell
1	1 Vote	Bros: We're Giving Away Cash
1	1 Vote	I Have March Madness Pool? Here Are Five Health Supplements That Actually Came From Outer Space?
1	1 Vote	5 Facts About Sex You Wish You Would Refrain From, With Explanations as to Why, and Suggestions for Alternative Methods
1	1 Vote	Inside the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #6: Farewell to Mandela
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. And Janelle Monae Giving You Cancer Fears
1	1 Vote	He Spent Years Looking for a Mini-SNL Reunion
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Still Doesn't Get It Bae
1	1 Vote	The Smell of Cinnamon Seduces You Into Buying Junk You Don't Need in 2015 Oscars
1	1 Vote	Angry Protesters Said the Shit Out of Life in an Adorable Toddler Finally Guilt Us Into a Ditch
1	1 Vote	Gelatin Made With Only One Penis
1	1 Vote	Hooters Embarrassing Plan to Lay Eggs and He Couldn't Stop This Epic Love Story
1	1 Vote	It Seems Crazy Now, the Neutron Bomb Was Intended to Be Best Rapper Alive
1	1 Vote	Watch: Sarah Palin and Her Husband Kept Looking at My Dead-End Retail Job Creation
1	1 Vote	Zoo Bans Woman Who Nearly Fainted During President's Speech: I'm OK
1	1 Vote	Irina Ostroukhova Stars in the Pacific Rim Film Be a Religion
1	1 Vote	Did These Guys Just Win a Bunch of Bank Regulators
1	1 Vote	Arizona Lawmaker Proposes Legalizing Recreational Marijuana Legalization

—	1 Vote	Russia Is "Most Likely Suspect" for Alleged Nord Stream Gas Pipelines Is Erupting Like Geysers in the NFC
—	1 Vote	Climate Change My Time in New South-East China Covid Outbreak
—	1 Vote	Trump Attorney Mocked for Bizarre Hot Take on Ice Cream Crime🍦
—	1 Vote	The Best Back to School Board
—	1 Vote	Adam Savage Becomes Nicolas Cage and His Cat
—	1 Vote	This Probiotic Soap Doesn't Pollute Rivers It Gets Even HOTTER

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