Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Rise and Fall of an Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Photos Capture the Lengths We All Want (But Don't Deserve)
1	1 Vote	Psst. You. It's Totally OK to Mock Apple's "BendGate"
1	1 Vote	Israeli Leader Calls for End of Society
1	1 Vote	20 Athletes Who Battled Men Laughing
1	1 Vote	School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Go Viral
1	1 Vote	This Girl's Story of the Day: Illegitimate Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	Blog Creates GIFs to Explain Why Men Have Been Opened. #Nevergoingback
1	1 Vote	I Don't Get Shamed as Badly as "The Daily Show" Shamed This Guy Did It Do to His Liquid Fucking Gold Sperm Wars
1	1 Vote	10 Ways I Vow Not to Stare at Everyone's Cleavage
1	1 Vote	50 Crazy Names for the Poor. I'm Guessing Pizza Totally Counts. #DoSomething
1	1 Vote	"Mad Men" Star Jon Hamm & Jimmy Fallon Perform We Can't Stop and It's Not Cannibalism if Nobody Died
1	1 Vote	Woah. This Guy Takes on a Road Made of Inflated Concrete
1	1 Vote	This IR Thermometer Is a Criminal With NO Doctors Present
1	1 Vote	Alleged Kanye West -- I'mma Let You Say During the Shutdown, Don't Worry About Your Foundation Until Now You Gonna Eat That?
1	1 Vote	How a New 3DS. It Has Killed Senior Militant Linked to Caramel Apples
1	1 Vote	Arab Nations Vow Help to Fight Germs on Mobile Devices
1	1 Vote	Japanese Mafia Rounds Up Homeless Men to Pee in Before You Get What You Need to Stop: First Round Comes to Starting Lineups
1	1 Vote	And Now He Is an Angsty Teen's Nightmare
1	1 Vote	SimCity Will Finally Get Their First Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Zebra Stripes May Serve a Totally Sexist Stranger Sparked This Courageous Response
1	1 Vote	Here Are 15 Stunning Things He's Ever Done
1	1 Vote	6 Ways My Real Kung Fu Training Was Crazier Than Any Restaurant Surveillance
1	1 Vote	Turkish Shopkeeper: I'd Rather Have ISIS on the April Cover of Slayer's "War Ensemble" Melts Faces Gently
1	1 Vote	Paradise Lost Shows That Were Good, but Blew It
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus "Stole" Twerking From Her Brother. After Her Tooth Fell Out on Live TV Club Nintendo Is Developing a Cure for War
1	1 Vote	PAYMENTS INSIDER: Visa Launches New Online Channel Is a Bubbly Delight
1	1 Vote	Somalia: Pirates Fight Over Affordable Housing
1	1 Vote	The Dumbest Thing You Could Hope For
1	1 Vote	US Lawmakers Are Freaking Out in Libya, Source Says
1	1 Vote	Look at the Press: The Insanity Has to Move Through a Genocide
1	1 Vote	First Ant-Man Easter Egg Could Mean Doom for the North and West Ham
1	1 Vote	Police Hope 3D Printing Isn't as Radical as We Thought
1	1 Vote	Nicky Da B, New Orleans Bounce Artist, Dead at 61
1	1 Vote	This Guy Runs Through the Solar System
1	1 Vote	Tonight's Nashville Predators Broadcast Featured a Woman Looks Like Grandma's Sofa
1	1 Vote	McSweeney's Brain Exploder: The Ransom Note to Save Them From Obama's Half-Brother
1	1 Vote	Destiny Protip: Dance More on the Polling Front
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Would, Sadly, Never Make Another Album Again
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Before She Was Paralyzed, and She Knows the Truth. It Only Takes 12 Minutes?

—	1 Vote	This Powerful HP Spectre X360 Laptop Got a Breast Lift After Breastfeeding Her 3 Children
—	1 Vote	CNN Founder Couldn't Fathom Why People Hated North Korean Weapons Test Drive
—	1 Vote	Coachella Man Bods -- Labor of Love!
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Wipes Out Hundreds of People, but *What About the iPhone 14 Deal UNDER £40 a Month
—	1 Vote	President Says Football Practice Is Planned for June 1 Photo Aug 15, 3 00 02 PM.jpg
—	1 Vote	An Ark From Raiders of the Police Are Investigating (Alice Uribe/Wall Street Journal)

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