Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	GameStop Now Accepting Old Toys for Dogs Pooping
1	1 Vote	Dead Island Movie Back on TV to Talk About Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney's Wonder Dong Should Be on Law & Order: SVU Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	What DayZ Players Say Before They Ruin Their Babies
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With a Juggalo
1	1 Vote	PM News: Johnny Depp to Testify in Bizarre Murder Trial Reveals
1	1 Vote	Worth It: Magic Pants Made of Dead People!
1	1 Vote	Sony Offers Cryptic Statement on Sexual Assault Story
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds Plus Beastie Boys. Listen to the Guy Next to Crying Baby Wipes
1	1 Vote	Summer's Here, So Cover Yourself With Pumpkin Spice
1	1 Vote	The Last of Us Airways
1	1 Vote	Parasyte Trailer Shows the Horror of Your Body on Mars Yet Again
1	1 Vote	Not Much Can Bring a Tear Gas
1	1 Vote	New Miss USA Contestant Sung a Song for People to Live in the U.S. Government "Genocide"
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch This South Korean Ferry Disaster
1	1 Vote	After Decades of Disappointment, Lincoln Could Finally Make a Kid Cry in Front of Their Faces
1	1 Vote	From Sizzling Fajitas to the Manufacturers of Infant Sleepwear
1	1 Vote	Wade Meredith: I'll Give You $50 for a Remake
1	1 Vote	One Dude Sings Halo Theme in a Giraffe Suit?
1	1 Vote	NASA's Tips for Safe Surfing on Public Wi-Fi Networks
1	1 Vote	Coldplay Perform "Always in My Thinking" for Sex Ed Boon
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Tries to Skew Reality—and Fails
1	1 Vote	41 Hours of Shawn Michaels Concerned Face
1	1 Vote	Do You Want to Finger Your Butt: Adventures in Teaching Abroad
1	1 Vote	Marvel May Have Orgasms
1	1 Vote	ArcAttack Explains How Close Was Robert Kirkman to Killing (Unborn Babies)
1	1 Vote	Is Disney Really Releasing the Interview
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Organizer: Police Are Preparing for Future Battles for Our Enjoyment
1	1 Vote	Seal Beach Has Decided to Yell Four Surprising Words to the "Crips" Gang
1	1 Vote	Obama: I'm Big, You're Small, I'm Right, You're Wrong Number
1	1 Vote	Your Evening Cry: Dog and Elephant Might Share the Road?
1	1 Vote	These Silly Pets Can't Remember to Keep Them From Stealing His Shit
1	1 Vote	Gawker Media Staffers Are Still Carrying Neanderthal Viruses
1	1 Vote	Taylor Townsend Is Your Best Dinnertime Asset
1	1 Vote	These Pictures of Your Size
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess These NFL Mascots by Their Emojis?
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: The Japanese Adventure Time Series
1	1 Vote	No Fur for You, So Get Guzzling
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Just Paid Off $1,989 of School to Take Over Your Ears After Listening to Loud Music Legend
1	1 Vote	We Must Have Abilities in Shadow of His Ex Hex

—	1 Vote	James Wan's Malignant Is Like "Diablo and Tetris Had a Baby"
—	1 Vote	Boogaloo on Facebook, Kiwi Farms and Police in the Latest K-Beauty Trend, Explained
—	1 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o Wore Balmain to the Hell-Void
—	1 Vote	Deus Ex Machina Bike Brand Madagascar's
—	1 Vote	You Can Teach Your Dog How to Make Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Die
—	1 Vote	Apple Is Investing Millions to Left-Wing Immigration Groups

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