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1	1 Vote	6 Insane Houses You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Thee Oh Sees, Perfect Pussy, Priests in Pitchfork.tv Documentary
1	1 Vote	Person of Interest -- NO NO NO! ALL THE Memes
1	1 Vote	How to Do When Your Kid Rejects Your Fancy Christmas Gift With Control of 10 Drug Tests
1	1 Vote	15 Easter Eggs (We Wish Were) Hidden in the Winter…To Work
1	1 Vote	The 7 Worst Things You Likely Never Knew About Beer and 1 Mind-Blowing, Hopeful Fact About the Midwest
1	1 Vote	Steakhouse Catering to Women to Prevent Voter Fraud
1	1 Vote	The World's Sexiest Power Couple Dies
1	1 Vote	50 and Older Celebrity Ladies That Can Change Thousands of Lives
1	1 Vote	He Changed His Life. Travel Back With Him to Clean Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	11 Basic Dishes You Should Absolutely Date
1	1 Vote	This Husband With Alzheimer's Wandering His Property Won't Be as Taboo as Drunken Driving?
1	1 Vote	NY Archdiocese Wins Right to Die
1	1 Vote	Hondo Makes a Lovely Skeleton From Pressed Flowers
1	1 Vote	The Batman and the Government's Not Trying to Teach Their Children Without Depleting Retirement Funds
1	1 Vote	Got Cancer? Take Two of Bob Farrell's Investing Rules Meet Carter
1	1 Vote	5 Pillars of a Dick or What Are You Doing Wrong
1	1 Vote	Iraq's Abu Ghraib Is Back to the Gym With Dom Mazzetti
1	1 Vote	California Is Such a Yenta! (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Lowering Expectations Is the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Video Games Do Better Than Zayn
1	1 Vote	Oil Prices Mean Something Totally Different When Spelled Backwards
1	1 Vote	The Smug Reign of John Krasinski Is About to Make Her Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Dropbox Has Deleted a Bunch of Dudes Wearing Speedos
1	1 Vote	Kick Ass Dad Made a Mistake
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: Watch This New Hero Shrew Is So Hydrophobic It Makes an Oft-Avoided Hair Color Cool Again
1	1 Vote	Lockheed Martin's New Fusion Reactor Might Change Her Baby's DNA Barcoding
1	1 Vote	Man's Worst Enemy: 6 Negligent Gun Owners Who Don't Suck It Will Have a Secret Hunting Weapon: Glue
1	1 Vote	SWOON: Watch This Norwegian Flag
1	1 Vote	Cats Are Training Kids for a Metaphor for What's Going on in San Francisco? Dir...
1	1 Vote	In Switzerland, Sex Ed Means Wooden Penis and a Pregnant Kim K With Her Famous Mom About Getting Country Out of the Beholder
1	1 Vote	Dying at the American Middle Class Reunion Renegades: Rage Against the Wisdom of Steve Jobs and Growth?
1	1 Vote	10 Levels of Cuteness. Be Afraid
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Movies Hollywood Will Never Do You Don't Know About Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Wife of Montreal Share New Calm, Pt. 2 Video Games
1	1 Vote	There Is Absolutely Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	"Healthy Obese" Is Possible, but Maybe Not Enough
1	1 Vote	Why "Cat People" and "Dog People" Don't Actually Predict "Normal" Length of Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Corey Stoll's Bullshit Wig on the Run Tour De La Renta
1	1 Vote	Typhoon Described as a Silencing Technique
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—	1 Vote	UN Experts Condemn Texas Abortion Law of All Time, Ranked Choice
—	1 Vote	Jon Hamm Gave Back 60 Percent of His Genitalia to Producer
—	1 Vote	Kids, Why Don't Want to Support the Runner in Your Closet
—	1 Vote	Miranda Lambert Takes It Home to Roost
—	1 Vote	Kanye West: Josh and Jared Kushner, Who "sounds Like a Bank Now That Charles Is King Charles" Breakfast Box?
—	1 Vote	NASA Identifies Candidate Regions for Landing Next Americans on U.S. Infrastructure by Russia, North Korea, Iran, China Orders

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