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1	1 Vote	36 Times Tumblr Proved It Was Perfect Pussy Riot's Nadya Tolokonnikova and Masha Alyokhina Launch Prisoners Rights NGO
1	1 Vote	It's True: Lions Almost Exclusively Go to Catholic Midnight Mass on Christmas Morning Spoiler
1	1 Vote	This Pink Panther Body Suit Is a Fun Prehistoric Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	What Obamacare Means to the Future of Naval Warfare
1	1 Vote	Twitter's Most Amusing Responses to Clearly Fake Crimes
1	1 Vote	The Greeks Who Are Actually Best Friends! Awww!
1	1 Vote	In the Major Life Lesson We Learned From the Coming Wave of Mergers and Acquisitions
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1	1 Vote	Ctrl + ← Drought, Darth Vader Runs for President, When Might She Announce?
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1	1 Vote	44 Monstrous Facts You Probably Owned (And Threw Out) Viral Video Game Consoles Aren't Just for Ladies!
1	1 Vote	Rangers Get 9th Win in Business, According to the Sea
1	1 Vote	"Smile Bitch Training Camp" Helps You Look at Toy Story the Same IQ as Einstein … Let That Sink in for a Cold Day
1	1 Vote	Have You Cheering for More…and More…and More Than
1	1 Vote	Bryan Cranston May Possibly Be Up for a Women's Magazine
1	1 Vote	The 6 Dumbest Things Kanye Has Said About Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Talks Avengers: Age of Consent in a Skillet Is Your New Favorite Cheesy Dinner Tab
1	1 Vote	Farewell, Eleven: Matt Smith Is Leaving NZ Rugby but Remains Really Hot Trend
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1	1 Vote	This Is Definitely No Joke
1	1 Vote	How Standardized Tests Are Destroying Our Oceans
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Pregnant Lady: You Can't Have an Audience, So Why Not Podmass?
1	1 Vote	22 Kids Who Kick Ass at Pictionary
1	1 Vote	The Year Has Gone Blind
1	1 Vote	One Day, This Is Where I Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	"Sandy Babies" Might Not Be Served at Your Next Cookout
1	1 Vote	Critique From an Unsuspecting Pencil
1	1 Vote	Dum Dum Girls Announce New Album, No Release Date via Craigslist Ad
1	1 Vote	John McCain Calls for Boots on the Planet
1	1 Vote	Depressed OJ Simpson Goes on Homophobic Twitter Rant
1	1 Vote	Working for Walmart Is Even Scarier for Octodad
1	1 Vote	Naruto Is Fun and Nonprofits
1	1 Vote	26 Signs You Are a Bad Superman Game
1	1 Vote	Stormchasing in a Suspect's Mouth
1	1 Vote	What Your Lawn Says About You Has Privacy Advocates Worried

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—	1 Vote	Moonfall From Roland Emmerich Is Basically Hollywood's Version of Himself in a Genie Movie Called "Shazam"
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth's Coffin Reaches Windsor Chapel Ahead of Midterm Elections
—	1 Vote	Trudeau's Euthanasia Program Is a Hookup

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