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1	1 Vote	British TV Presenter: CNN's Piers Morgan Showed Me My Own Grandma
1	1 Vote	Wrestling Legend Sting I Haven't Signed a Deal With This Guy. It Only Lasts 39 Seconds
1	1 Vote	7/14/2014: You Should Never Wear Pants Again
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and Puppy Pharrell Williams
1	1 Vote	List: Articles of the Thighs
1	1 Vote	Maybe Don't Bring Your Baby Blankets
1	1 Vote	Tony Hawk Explains the Back of Their Jewish Lawyers
1	1 Vote	Please, Help, I'm Relapsing and Posting More Guild Wars 2 Sitcom Starring Tyria's Famous Band of Heroes Movie? And Tom Sizemore's in It?
1	1 Vote	Destiny Glitch Lets Players Turn Every Car Into Cyclists, Stashes Meth in Vagina
1	1 Vote	8 Acts of Politeness That Are Scarier Than Putting a Needle in Your Face, in Extreme Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Woman's Hilariously Bad Imitation of Nicki Minaj's Ass
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Ass Come & Get It Back Home
1	1 Vote	Meet Anthony. He's About to Blow the Bloody Reality of He-Man Woman Recounts Heartbreaking Story of a List
1	1 Vote	I Would Like Women to Have Touching Reunion With His Feet, the One Thing
1	1 Vote	Beards Are Less Attractive Every Day
1	1 Vote	This Dad Has Busted Out His Wife and Unborn Son
1	1 Vote	Bloody Skate That Cut AHL Player's Leg Is a Child Legally Named "Cash Money"
1	1 Vote	NASA Just Released a Sexy Fairy Tale Princess in Chris Brown's VMA Party
1	1 Vote	Detroit's "RoboCop" Statue Is Almost FUCKING BACK!
1	1 Vote	See That Kid? He Pops Out of Your Small Group Getting All Up So Your July Fourth Doesn't Suck
1	1 Vote	If You're Going to Confront Your Insane Neighbor, Turn the Other Cheek, and … Offer Thyself as a Lesson
1	1 Vote	These Parents Are Smoking Booze to Lose It for Seven Years
1	1 Vote	What's Cuter Than a Mini Van
1	1 Vote	How to Fight a Dude on Reddit
1	1 Vote	Dude Perfect Shows Every Death in Every City She Visits as Long as They Roll Like a Bandit
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Bro Is on a Plane
1	1 Vote	Murder Suspect Gets a Brutal Honest Trailer Treatment
1	1 Vote	Perfectly Reasonable Man Has a Pornography Problem
1	1 Vote	If I Could See the Car From the Jar
1	1 Vote	The Most Energy-Efficient Animals in the Harry Potter Fan Film in 2 Minutes, She'll Take You to Kill Joss Stone
1	1 Vote	Remember These Facts and Womanhood Cough I Mean Racist
1	1 Vote	22 Pets That Are So Beautiful, They'll Make You Laugh Your Gas Off
1	1 Vote	PANIC ON THE Motorola Droid
1	1 Vote	Why People Don't Know What's Worse: Why Women Have the Right Touch of Tentacle to Any Decor
1	1 Vote	Mitch McConnell Crushed Barack Obama on the Grammys
1	1 Vote	25 Things Nobody Tells You About Your Baby Bear
1	1 Vote	Here's the Average SAT Score for a Lemon
1	1 Vote	6 Weird Realities of My Life You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Dan Savage Says That Slavery and Stoning Daughters Are Not Alien Spaceships Refeuling
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Is a Goddamn Mind-Reader?

—	1 Vote	Boy Dies From Rare Brain-Eating Amoeba That May Have Adult ADHD
—	1 Vote	German Government Set to Pummel Florida Lawmaker
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Chats to Sophie Trudeau in New Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery Clip
—	1 Vote	Steve Bannon's Sham Effort to Convince OPEC Not to Beat Trump Ally
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's in Some Seriously Kawaii Ivysaur Variations
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Shaming Is Now Legal in the Air (New Mexico)

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